Many many thanks, for the help, advice and sympathy, to all who responded. I feel at home already.
Don't fuss about those nasty Audi's. They're only second rate German crap, not worth a toss. I **** on them.
Anyone out there breaking an RB5. !Removed! disaster. I've managed to reverse my Frontera into the front of my RB5, creating an unsightly dent right on the curve of the bonnet.
I could bodge it, but would prefer to fit a replacement bonnet if any available.