anyone have any good jokes. I'm bored sat here waiting for assistance with a spit radiator

not so happy days today :(

Hit me at 30mph, there's around an 80% chance I'll live.

Hit me at 40mph, there's around an 80% chance I'll die.

Rush up behind me in the overtaking lane when I'm passing a line of traffic at 85 and obviously can't !Removed! get in but you still flash your !Removed! headlights like the obsessive compulsive **** that you are, there's a 98% chance you're a Audi driver. 

 

Sorry to hear about the more bad news :( 

good 1 lol ain't heard that 1 before

yer just my luck at mo. hopefully I can get a rad today from turbo monkeys in boston

the best way I can describe my car is as this.

it's like a teenager, u give it life, help it along, buy it nice things and then it kicks u in the balls on return.

lol still bored :(

Oh I take it you are not to far away from me then. Bostons about 45 min drive

Yeah I find some car's are like that. Only problem is you can't take the Ipad away until they sort the !Removed! hole of a room out until they fix it :( 

I'm near spalding area bottom end of lincs where abouts are u gambit?

got a new rad 135quid from eu lincos collect it after 3 today. turbo monkeys was shut unfortunately

I'm north east of Louth near more to Cleethorpes. Been to Spalding a few times. Once just went for a drive and for no reason whats so ever stopped at a Mc Donalds on a round about as you go into Spalding ahd a bite to eat then turned around and came back :D

ah yes know it well lol. don't fuel up there that's place I got dodgy fuel from

just collected new rad might get it back in tonight

new rads in runs good looks like no engine damage. bed is now calling after starting work at 6 Sunday night. mind u I'm fairly awake with only 1hours nap today but doubt I be dead to the world tonight lol

Glad it's sorted bud, nothing worse that not having a fun car to drive when the sun's shining

Had a full tank when I set off so was safe. Lucky escape I'm guessing :D