If Other Companies Made Condoms......

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms AND kept the same tagline...........


Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better

Tesco condoms - every little helps

Nike condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC condoms - Finger Licking good.

Minstrels condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Halifax condoms - Always Giving You Extra

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms - 'for a longer ride go wide'

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Flash condoms - just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that others just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best in the world

Mars condoms - pleasure you can't measure

AA condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - It's a bit of an animal

Polo condoms - the one with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)

L'Oreal condoms - because your worth it!

Mr Muscle condoms - love the jobs you hate