"What is your worst personality trait?"

"Sometimes I don't understand people."

"That's okay, everyone has flaws."

"Of course they do, what else would they walk on?"

 

Somerset people are said to be delighted that the floods have finally receded.

Now they can go back to using their 4x4's for the purpose for which they were originally intended

Taking the kids to school
 

Fernando Torres walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a couple of shots, please. "The barman says, "That's not like you."

A friend took me to a salsa class last night. I must have looked a right **** when I turned up with a big bag of Doritos.