BoozyDave Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms AND kept the same tagline...........Sainsbury condoms - making life taste betterTesco condoms - every little helpsNike condoms - Just do it.Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life.Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.KFC condoms - Finger Licking good.Minstrels condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.Halifax condoms - Always Giving You ExtraCoca Cola condoms - The real thing.Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stopBurger king condoms - Home of the whopperGoodyear condoms - 'for a longer ride go wide'Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very longRenault condoms - size really does matter!Flash condoms - just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard workDomestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!Heineken condoms - reaches parts that others just cannot reachCarlsberg condoms - probably the best in the worldMars condoms - pleasure you can't measureAA condoms - for the 4th emergency servicePepperami condoms - It's a bit of an animalPolo condoms - the one with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)L'Oreal condoms - because your worth it!Mr Muscle condoms - love the jobs you hate 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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