Gambit Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 I'd still like to smash it, just something about her almost like the teacher I always wanted to get locked in the store room cupboard with, so she could take advantage of her position. I'm must have been such an ugly child :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 I'm guessing Dog and Taffy both using that link now not one reply in well over 1 minute. Internet connection must be slow :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoozyDave Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 the link has gone, must have been over used :P 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 It's ok I'm just looking at a picture of Susanna Reid and rattling one out so wasn't me ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 I went to bed, don't need that link, I have . . . Others! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishtaffy Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Its all good . Sight back and can see the key pad now. Tho the Mrs is now threatening me with an early nite and has dug out the limp suit......... Sent from my GT-S5830i using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Just tell her there should be a cucumber in the fridge but to make sure to leave enough in the fridge for your sarnies for work in the morning ;) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 And /I hope you missus never comes on here and reads these :D If she does I'm sorry Mrs Scottishtaffy it was all there fault leading me astray ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoozyDave Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 she will never have time to come on, she's too busy making pornos with his mates while he's browsing on here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Knowing Scottishtaffy being like me would see his chance to make money for more mods to the car if that was the case :D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Just tell her there should be a cucumber in the fridge but to make sure to leave enough in the fridge for your sarnies for work in the morning ;) Also, make sure she leaves the right end of the cucumber for your sarnies Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 To be fair I'm not fussy so long as it's not been used for anal :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 There you go, crossing that decency line again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 A just add seeing as we are talking about vegetables... NEVER! cut a chilli pepper and not wash your hands ever. I just did it about two hours ago now, itched my eye never been in so much pain apart from the !Removed! session last weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 There you go, crossing that decency line again Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Just the way my brain's wired I guess :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishtaffy Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 A just add seeing as we are talking about vegetables... NEVER! cut a chilli pepper and not wash your hands ever. I just did it about two hours ago now, itched my eye never been in so much pain apart from the !Removed! session last weekend. Or go for a pee ........... Brings a whole new meaning to does it burn whilst passing water. Err no it burns all the fekkin time . As for the vids then like gambit said its a get way to pay for the up grades. Plus it gives me the nite off her to go out tipping badgers :DSent from my GT-S5830i using Tapatalk 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Made my eyes water, cooked with chillies once and nipped to loo, panicked because I didn't know what was happening. Much the same as when I used a menthol shower gel, that felt odd too, but at least not painful 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoozyDave Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 cow tipping? is that what you do to ugly pole dancers? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 No, it's shoulder charging a cow when it's asleep and stood up so that it falls over. Tipping ugly pole dancers, isn't that called charity work? Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Last time I went to a strip club the ugliest dancer I'd ever seen. She danced up to me and said "Hey Handsome, what would you like me to take off first?" I said "My glasses." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishtaffy Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I had a similar experience gambit. One ugly lass danced provocatively up to me in a dwarf strip club and asked ' what would you say to a little Fk? '. I replied ' Fk off little Fk ............' does a life ban mean life ? Sent from my GT-S5830i using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I walked into a strip joint once, stupid place to leave it, mind you I'm always walking into things 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I could think of worse things to walk into :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Do you just sit there looking for new posts, I've got an excuse I'm sat in a crappy hotel restaurant on Brentwood with no xbox or sky, what's you're excuse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Multi screen with !Removed! on one forum on the other and some hookers dancing to the left of me. I'm just living the life B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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