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  • scottishtaffy
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    i did it one night when i was parked up in the lorry. heard a noise at about 3 am. peeked out the window and there was 3 little ' cherubs' trying to break in to my fuel tank. i carried a cash dead bol

  • World wide panic followed by floods and starvation by many. The Governments all over the world would need to rise taxes making the worlds problems even worse. Which would then in return start wars ove

  • scottishtaffy
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    im still waiting for a sneaky peak of that :lol: :lol: :lol:

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she must have massive knickers

so you did her when it wasn't windy then?????


pffffft i use my wifes ones as a car wrap in winter. so pppfffttt to your 8........... :)

the mrs has just came in....... :ph34r:  :blink: .............................................................................


Bit like you tho brought. Would be more of a slap. :D thought i would be romantic this valentines and buy her some flowers.............. Trifids are good.

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Yep. Same this year...... Who knew that her idea and my idea of a pearl necklace were sooo different . Got a bit of a shock last nite when she came thru. I heard the rattling if chains first and thought ' Fk. She broke free! ' then i remembered i had not secured her after i let her out to do the washing. But she was stood behind me with my gimp suit in one hand and the chains in the other. Told her i did not have enough talc to get her in to it. I came too about two hours later with sore bits in places i did not knew i had! :wacko::blink:

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Woohoo . More babes for the partayyyy !!!

or if it were shawshank then fresh fish or meat depending what side of the fence your sitting...... :blink:

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At 6"3 and 17 stone I'm not sure I could be called a babe. And before you say it Gambit I'm not a bear either!

Anyway you guys crack on, I'm ok over here ON the fence.

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At 6"3 and 17 stone I'm not sure I could be called a babe. And before you say it Gambit I'm not a bear either!

Anyway you guys crack on, I'm ok over here ON the fence.

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Ooo now there's a manly man for ya gambit. And if he can sit on the fence then that will save you some lube :D ( or was that too much? ) :lol::lol:

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Sorry :lol::lol::lol::lol:

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This conversation has taken a very dark and twisted route, slowly descending into to the realms of the dark underworld.

I must leave you now at the gates of Hades for I cannot descend any further. Goodbye my loves, I may again join you when you return to the path of the light and righteous.

Or maybe just join the rest of is normal people

Coward :D tho to be fair until i got in tow with gambit i was like you. He seems to have rubbed off on me........... That statement was probably the best description........... not helping. Fk it i shall while Im ahead.........still don't sound right. Gambit has probably fainted now with excitement. :lol:

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I'm not that keen on the term "Gambit has rubbed off on me" it conjures up a whole load of images in my head that I could do without and you can't unsee what you have seen, his avatar pick doesn't help the imagery. I'm sorry that you have been dragged away from the light

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Is that a euphemism or a metaphor? :lol:

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