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Yep. Same this year...... Who knew that her idea and my idea of a pearl necklace were sooo different . Got a bit of a shock last nite when she came thru. I heard the rattling if chains first and thought ' Fk. She broke free! ' then i remembered i had not secured her after i let her out to do the washing. But she was stood behind me with my gimp suit in one hand and the chains in the other. Told her i did not have enough talc to get her in to it. I came too about two hours later with sore bits in places i did not knew i had! :wacko::blink:

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At 6"3 and 17 stone I'm not sure I could be called a babe. And before you say it Gambit I'm not a bear either!

Anyway you guys crack on, I'm ok over here ON the fence.

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Ooo now there's a manly man for ya gambit. And if he can sit on the fence then that will save you some lube :D ( or was that too much? ) :lol::lol:

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This conversation has taken a very dark and twisted route, slowly descending into to the realms of the dark underworld.

I must leave you now at the gates of Hades for I cannot descend any further. Goodbye my loves, I may again join you when you return to the path of the light and righteous.

Or maybe just join the rest of is normal people

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Coward :D tho to be fair until i got in tow with gambit i was like you. He seems to have rubbed off on me........... That statement was probably the best description........... not helping. Fk it i shall while Im ahead.........still don't sound right. Gambit has probably fainted now with excitement. :lol:

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I'm not that keen on the term "Gambit has rubbed off on me" it conjures up a whole load of images in my head that I could do without and you can't unsee what you have seen, his avatar pick doesn't help the imagery. I'm sorry that you have been dragged away from the light

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