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I'd still like to smash it, just something about her almost like the teacher I always wanted to get locked in the store room cupboard with, so she could take advantage of her position. I'm must have been such an ugly child :(  

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Just tell her there should be a cucumber in the fridge but to make sure to leave enough in the fridge for your sarnies for work in the morning ;)

Also, make sure she leaves the right end of the cucumber for your sarnies

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A just add seeing as we are talking about vegetables... NEVER! cut a chilli pepper and not wash your hands ever. I just did it about two hours ago now, itched my eye never been in so much pain apart from the !Removed! session last weekend.   

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A just add seeing as we are talking about vegetables... NEVER! cut a chilli pepper and not wash your hands ever. I just did it about two hours ago now, itched my eye never been in so much pain apart from the !Removed! session last weekend.

Or go for a pee ........... Brings a whole new meaning to does it burn whilst passing water. Err no it burns all the fekkin time . As for the vids then like gambit said its a get way to pay for the up grades. Plus it gives me the nite off her to go out tipping badgers :D

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Made my eyes water, cooked with chillies once and nipped to loo, panicked because I didn't know what was happening. Much the same as when I used a menthol shower gel, that felt odd too, but at least not painful

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I had a similar experience gambit. One ugly lass danced provocatively up to me in a dwarf strip club and asked ' what would you say to a little Fk? '. I replied ' Fk off little Fk ............' does a life ban mean life ? :blink:

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