I'd still like to smash it, just something about her almost like the teacher I always wanted to get locked in the store room cupboard with, so she could take advantage of her position. I'm must have been such an ugly child :(  

I'm guessing Dog and Taffy both using that link now not one reply in well over 1 minute. Internet connection must be slow :D 

the link has gone, must have been over used :P

It's ok I'm just looking at a picture of Susanna Reid and rattling one out so wasn't me ;)

I went to bed, don't need that link, I have . . . Others!

Its all good . Sight back and can see the key pad now. Tho the Mrs is now threatening me with an early nite and has dug out the limp suit.........

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Just tell her there should be a cucumber in the fridge but to make sure to leave enough in the fridge for your sarnies for work in the morning ;) 

And /I hope you missus never comes on here and reads these :D 

If she does 

 

I'm sorry Mrs Scottishtaffy it was all there fault leading me astray ;) 

she will never have time to come on, she's too busy making pornos with his mates while he's browsing on here

Knowing Scottishtaffy being like me would see his chance to make money for more mods to the car if that was the case :D 

Just tell her there should be a cucumber in the fridge but to make sure to leave enough in the fridge for your sarnies for work in the morning ;)

Also, make sure she leaves the right end of the cucumber for your sarnies

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To be fair I'm not fussy so long as it's not been used for anal :D 

There you go, crossing that decency line again

A just add seeing as we are talking about vegetables... NEVER! cut a chilli pepper and not wash your hands ever. I just did it about two hours ago now, itched my eye never been in so much pain apart from the !Removed! session last weekend.   

There you go, crossing that decency line again

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Just the way my brain's wired I guess :D 

A just add seeing as we are talking about vegetables... NEVER! cut a chilli pepper and not wash your hands ever. I just did it about two hours ago now, itched my eye never been in so much pain apart from the !Removed! session last weekend.

Or go for a pee ........... Brings a whole new meaning to does it burn whilst passing water. Err no it burns all the fekkin time . As for the vids then like gambit said its a get way to pay for the up grades. Plus it gives me the nite off her to go out tipping badgers :D

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Made my eyes water, cooked with chillies once and nipped to loo, panicked because I didn't know what was happening. Much the same as when I used a menthol shower gel, that felt odd too, but at least not painful

cow tipping? is that what you do to ugly pole dancers?

No, it's shoulder charging a cow when it's asleep and stood up so that it falls over.

Tipping ugly pole dancers, isn't that called charity work?

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Last time I went to a strip club the ugliest dancer I'd ever seen. She danced up to me and said "Hey Handsome, what would you like me to take off first?"

I said "My glasses."

I had a similar experience gambit. One ugly lass danced provocatively up to me in a dwarf strip club and asked ' what would you say to a little Fk? '. I replied ' Fk off little Fk ............' does a life ban mean life ?

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I walked into a strip joint once, stupid place to leave it, mind you I'm always walking into things

I could think of worse things to walk into :)

Do you just sit there looking for new posts, I've got an excuse I'm sat in a crappy hotel restaurant on Brentwood with no xbox or sky, what's you're excuse!

Multi screen with !Removed! on one forum on the other and some hookers dancing to the left of me. I'm just living the life  B)