Classicscoob2000 Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 Conversation this morning "Hun can you take the Hoover around the back and plug it in so I can Hoover the car" so the mrs went off whilst I finished off my work, I could hear a massive crash and bang down stairs then she appears to say "Paul, the Hoover won't fit out the window so I can't get it out" now most people would take the Hoover out and put the plug through the window. This was an opportunity for me to go to town on her pure lack of common sense but I couldn't do it.....she did try!! I was going to tell her to google " how to get a Henry out the window?" Has anybody else experienced their partners pure stupidity but with 100% effort made?!?!? 1
Tidgy Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 lmao, be very very carefull what you say to her,,,,,,,,,,,, lol
Classicscoob2000 Posted November 7, 2015 Author Posted November 7, 2015 I know!! Thin ice most days but an absolute cracker!!im going to a scooby meet tomorrow so best behaviour as she did give me a pass lol
Moss Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 She loves you Paul, Patience is a virtue we need more and more these days. Be nice. BTW Noticed; your from Neath. I'm at Merthyr Tydfil. 1
Classicscoob2000 Posted November 7, 2015 Author Posted November 7, 2015 Lovely girl but a bit challenged on the common sense side. In the house we call these instances "vickyisms" I should keep a record and write a book, mind you she puts up with me stripping down the car every year ready for the winter so I won't grumble!! Moss are you meeting us all tomorrow up your neck of the woods? 1
Gambit Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 My missus isn't bad to be fair she likes her cars understands me that I want everything for the car she even admits I love my car more than her she pretty clever though usually me doing stupid ****
Classicscoob2000 Posted November 7, 2015 Author Posted November 7, 2015 My Mrs has no interest in cars and when I ordered the oversized top mount intercooler I may have told her it was a new radiator as mine was leaking?? Lol but I never question her shoe or handbag count as CLEARLY you can never have too many of them Apparently?
Gambit Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 I know too well about the shoes and bags also Nail varnish is another thing. I've never see so much !Removed! nail varnish lol
Classicscoob2000 Posted November 7, 2015 Author Posted November 7, 2015 Awwww mate don't go there with nail varnish! She's a manager of a beauty spa and everything has to be Jessica make? But I wouldn't put cheap tyres on the car but I would never tell her she's right. I hope to god she never finds this site!!! 1
Gambit Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 I know my missus has had a moan at me a few times for things I've posted she's now stopped looking. Or she's just building evidence against me one or the other -_-
Classicscoob2000 Posted November 7, 2015 Author Posted November 7, 2015 Paaaaa that's hilarious! Mines due home now so naturally done a lap of the whole house with the air freshener and left the Hoover out. Don't say you haven't done it!!!! Lmao
Gambit Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 Haha lol many times :D I have an excuse at the minute though moving house soon so house is upside down and messy. Just dirty pot's I can't get away with now :( I think we should get paper plates until we move :D
Classicscoob2000 Posted November 7, 2015 Author Posted November 7, 2015 Paper plates lol you Eder, I don't envy you moving this time of year. We bought this house last year and moved in December 16th! One year old son also! We had no sofa as it wasn't delivered until January! We had a tree and I contemplated with the paper plate then that's why I laughed! 1
Gambit Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 Haha yeah not ideal time I've got 3 kids but all pretty old now oldest is 16 then 13 then a 7 years old. I'm alright for sofas just the bed I burnt the last one piece of **** from Ikea never buy another one from there looks ace but slats kept falling through. so hoping that get's delivered before we move I'm hoping to be i this time next week :) And paper plates I'd use just because I'm lazy. You won't believe the lengths I go to to not wash the pots. All I can say is eating corn flakes out of a cup with a fork isn't as easy as it sounds
Moss Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 Hi Paul, Sorry won't be possible for me to come along to the meet tomorrow; but will certainly look out for future meet-up's. hope you guy's have good day ogling all the nice Subaru's that turn up. Regards M
Classicscoob2000 Posted November 7, 2015 Author Posted November 7, 2015 The slats kept falling through??? Are you sure that's what happened to them gambit???wink wink 1
Gambit Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 No it's true and it was a solid headboard so nowhere to handcuff my victims too. :( Sigh
Classicscoob2000 Posted November 7, 2015 Author Posted November 7, 2015 Now the truth is out, makes much more sense pmsl!!
Gambit Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 Wasn't the end of the world just had to go down to the cellar but the screams from the others was a bit off putting :D
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