david1972 Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 nuts up the @rsenal now....sweet baby jesus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 What's dangerous and eats nuts? Syphilis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishtaffy Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Chris Evans is ginger does that count? Me personoally am more a beaver fan........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevotheevo1 Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Apparently clean beavers get more wood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Now is that a clean female beaver gets more action or a male beaver who walks around with frequent erections. I'd just like to be clear on that Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevotheevo1 Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 I dont know for sure, but what a wonderful world it would be if both were true :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowthruster Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 But what about the Smelly dirty unshaven beaver then?Do they get any action? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishtaffy Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Wet beavers and wet pussys are not to be confused with a drowned rat! Two are great on both side of nature where's the other one is just nasty......in a bad way :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevotheevo1 Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Its confirmed, I can turn a dry beaver into a wet beaver, however, in doing so it also becomes a dirty beaver. The moral of this story is......... I still prefer squirrels. Plus, squirrels can swim on their backs, to keep their nuts dry :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 So can otters, and they smell all fishy Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowthruster Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Hmmm the smell of a wet,damp fish......Lovely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 All I can say is, lucky gambits not got heavily involved in this discussion else we may find ourselves plunging to new depths. Where you might find done fishy otters Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowthruster Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 I prefer the rotting stinking smelly smell of fish/otters or squirrels,ive got loads under my trap door Come on gambit.....im trying to lure you in...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishtaffy Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 You did remember to let gambit back out of the trap door didn't you? May explain the quiet. Just saying. :D I prefer the prawn.......... Or bean as I think the new 'hip' name is. Tho don't see the resemblance in look or taste.................:P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowthruster Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 That's why he's not here,id better go open it then,i bet he smells a bit...Do you flick the bean or pull/push it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevotheevo1 Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 it depends what country you're in, I unhappily came across a program last night, voiced by Meryl Streep I might add that showed girls in Africa having their prawn/shrimp/bean removed with a razor blade. No more beaver bashing for them, and what made it worse was the little bit sick that entered my mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishtaffy Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Nasty. And its up to the other party as to pull push or fold... Either way end result is far away from a dessert. And depending on grooming it can be a rain Forrest .... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowthruster Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevotheevo1 Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 And to finish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 What's strange about a man requesting a woman wear a pinny and do some housework? Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevotheevo1 Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 I asked that very same question a while ago, all I can tell you is I didn't see any beaver for some time after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 I offten help with the house work. By peeing off the skid marks in the toilet. -_- 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowthruster Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 What about the spunk on the curtains? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1972 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Mud in the back passage? Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowthruster Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 That would take some clearing up,especially if the passage has PILES of mud as well..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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