I would go with your way of thinking being the right answer ;)

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that reminds me of a bukkake scene I starred in watched once  

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I bet you was the face as well want you dave ;) 

I thought I'd seen you before, you were a fluffer weren't you?

No I was the one that shot before I'd got my pants off.... 

OMFG!!!     :D

What can I say I was inexperienced at the time :D 

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getting older certaintly helps with that now. and then when you get too old theres always viagra

Best thing about getting old. Some young hopefully female career has to bed bath you giddy giddy 

oh yeah baby. lol

Not if you see some of the care staff I've seen you won't

I've wired a few care homes and not many of the staff are fit, but, some of the old women residents talk very rude though :o

Haha to be fair my mother is one and so is my next door neighbour. and I tend to agree but I'm sure when I'm pi$$ing myself any female attention will be a goal :D  

last one I was working at was a boiler change. See some stuff in there had an old lady scream at me as I went to turn the water back on who was sat in the toilet dropping logs. And when I was filling the system back up. I came out the room started to jog up the stairs to bleed the rads, I had my head down as I went up the stairs. Just happen to see these slippers going up the stairs to looked up.... Burrrh Poor bloke had shat down his trouser legs :( I kid you not. 

 

The other thing that was crazy they all had like pre school books like ABC and 123. I'd rather have a shotgun to my head than end like that :( 

I seem to remember some one commenting on the tangent me and Gambit went off on.

I think you two have excelled yourselves on the tangent stakes

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Living proof here. My Mrs worked in the care homes for years. And i wouldn't trust her even with a wheelbarrow . :D

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Tho to be fair. When she puts on the uniform and plays nurse its a different story. Ahem......

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she looks great doesn't she ;)

Is this still going?

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Yep it's like Duracell batteries in a !Removed!. My missus is still going after 2 years best £8 I've ever spent :)

You had to lower the tone

As always :)