Gambit Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 I bet this guy is an absolute chick magnet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iain-WRX Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 He can't be as he forgot this pure cheese- Is your name Google because your everything I've been searching for ;) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted December 9, 2013 Author Share Posted December 9, 2013 Some more gems here I was expecting to hear ;) Are your legs tired? (No why?) Because you've been running through my mind all night Is it hot in here, or is it just you? I'm trying to rearrange the alphabet so that U and I are together Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours? You're hot. I'm ugly. Let's make average babies. Tried all the above and failed :D 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iain-WRX Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Some more gems here I was expecting to hear ;) Are your legs tired? (No why?) Because you've been running through my mind all night Is it hot in here, or is it just you? I'm trying to rearrange the alphabet so that U and I are together Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours? You're hot. I'm ugly. Let's make average babies. Tried all the above and failed :D But were you wearing your Gimp suit while trying these? If not that was the fatal mistake :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted December 9, 2013 Author Share Posted December 9, 2013 Exactly mate it was while I was stood outside McDonald's not wearing anything sniffing this ladies hair :( Otherwise I think the leather suit would have done it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iain-WRX Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Exactly mate it was while I was stood outside McDonald's not wearing anything sniffing this ladies hair :( Otherwise I think the leather suit would have done it Really this lady didn't go for a naked man randomly standing next to her sniffing her hair? Well you had a lucky escape with that one then Gambit she obviously has no class :) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted December 9, 2013 Author Share Posted December 9, 2013 I agree some people just have no taste. I do find this works on nights out "I've done some horrible, unspeakable things while drunk, and I'd like to add you to that list." Followed up with a slap in the face. But I do like a bit of foreplay :D 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay762 Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 had various different responses to "does your father watch you in the bath?" sometimes they do 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stants Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 One from what 'happens in kavos' which tickled me Do you have home insurance ? Cos i'm gonna smash your backdoor in. Like thats ever gonna work hahha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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