scottishtaffy Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 my son, matthew, called me one night to ask could i get him a alloy for his car. me- why ? mat-, i hit a badger last night and its fkd my front wheel me- eh? what has happened to it? mat- i dunno but i need a front wheel as there is a bit of the rim missin me- EH??????? he sent me this pic when i asked him to send so i could see what he meant...... me- WTF? was the badger in a fkn tank at the time???????? if not are you sure it was not a cow you hit? mat- no a badger.......... me - you hit a kerb son mat- errr no errr dont hink so.... might have been.......... me - matthew...... mat- (quiet voice) yes i clipped it on a round about on way home. NICE TRY SON moral of the story= dont try to bullss**t a true car guy. or steer WELL clear of the highland armour plated badgers :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tlag Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Yeah, those black and white hairy kerbstones are a pita :) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 !Removed! hell my mate smacked my old car up an island at 80 and didn't do that much damage to the front alloy :) did write the car off though. ;) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quit Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Lol that's quite good , my mum believed that on my old cavalier gsi that I changed the tyres so it sat really low , but I had cut the springs !!! I was only 18 lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay762 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 :D :D :D :D very funny 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash007ks Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I hit one once and it was like hitting a wall, took ages for the flesh and fur to burn off the exhaust too :( 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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