As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden’s funeral a voice from inside screamed out “I’m not dead, let me out, please, please help me – I’m not dead”

The vicar smiled serenely, sucked air in through his teeth and muttered “Too f*****g late pal, the paperwork’s already done ........”

:D

:lol: :lol:

I'd have helped put the soil over the top :D