Dogconker

Made my eyes water, cooked with chillies once and nipped to loo, panicked because I didn't know what was happening. Much the same as when I used a menthol shower gel, that felt odd too, but at least not painful

There you go, crossing that decency line again

Also, make sure she leaves the right end of the cucumber for your sarnies Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I went to bed, don't need that link, I have . . . Others!

I can reply because the previous poster always tried to impose his true thoughts on others. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Not the !Removed! trap door, for gods sake don't open the trap door, Willie Rushton's down there! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

That's funny, you're as geeky as me going off to check the facts. 20m is still uphill

We'll if he started at sea level and finished higher the technically he could have on average gone uphill to Yorkshire, just saying

I'm not that keen on the term "Gambit has rubbed off on me" it conjures up a whole load of images in my head that I could do without and you can't unsee what you have seen, his avatar pick doesn't help the imagery. I'm sorry that you have been dragged away from the light

This conversation has taken a very dark and twisted route, slowly descending into to the realms of the dark underworld. I must leave you now at the gates of Hades for I cannot descend any further. Goodbye my loves, I may again join you when you return to the path of the light and righteous. Or maybe just join the rest of is normal people

Yeah. Probably too much. I think you two are the perfect couple, I'd just be a gooseberry.

At 6"3 and 17 stone I'm not sure I could be called a babe. And before you say it Gambit I'm not a bear either! Anyway you guys crack on, I'm ok over here ON the fence. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I think you two would make a great couple

Inflatable pants! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Or very stretchy ones Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Not lack of sense of humour, just a genuine lack of understanding of what you were joking about Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Good night lover boy

Now you've made my head hurt more because I don't even know what that means aaarrrggghh Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

My head hurts and I don't even know why Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Yep, you've lost me completely now, you been on the Vodka? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Nope, I've just got a pretty fair idea how your brain works. Anyway I never mentioned grindr if you go back through the messages, you did! So I've no idea really why this started Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I know what you're doing, I'm not searching. If it's not that then it's either a way of searching for s*x or it's dogging. If you've referenced it it's got to be something to do with s*x. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Im a smart chap, grindr is obviously a !Removed! thing, and Xlocator is probably for finding local !Removed!. Not my bag so over it Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Yep, what were we talking about? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

No, I'm over it already