hahah lmfao, brilliant

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251499484948

 

its safe for work btw.

 

lol, I asked a question.

 

"Hi,

May I ask, If she smokes? As this is a deal breaker for me.

thanks in advance.

Tom."

 

lol, will edit in the reply,

very good

sure seller; 98.7% Positive Feedback <_<

Listings been removed :(

Listings been removed :(

 

I know, I was pretty gutted. Ebay fun police miserable buggers.

 

fyi, it was a listing advertising a date with their sister in law with an incredibly funny description.