SOC club banner

[Boots819 ian]

Banner in post today,very nice,

[Gambit]

Whaaaat.....No picture  ?  :o

[Boots819 ian]

How do you keep an idiot in suspense lol

[Boots819 ian]

Picture tomorrow maybe

[Jay762]

How do you keep an idiot in suspense lol

 

:lol: :lol:

[Gambit]

How do you keep an idiot in suspense lol

 

I don't know he still hasn't told me...... 

 

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can't tell you. You're not a monk”. The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.

Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can't tell you. You're not a monk”. The man says, “All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?” The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.”

The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth. The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound. The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.”

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?” The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.” The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound is.....But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.

[Boots819 ian]

Thinking how to mount banner, thinking about the health and safety red tape, I was thinking about a 3 ft high ,any ideas welcome image tomorrow

[Gambit]

Just use the clubs flag stand next to our pitch ;)

[Boots819 ian]

Gambit you need to get out more, that's 3 minutes of my life I'm never going to get back lol

[Gambit]

Haha     You might be right ;) 

[Boots819 ian]

Just use the clubs flag stand next to our pitch ;)[/quote we've got flags?

[Gambit]

 we've got flags?

Oh I thought that was being sorted too was it just a banner ?

[Boots819 ian]

I think I'll make some small poles, take cable ties, gaffer tape, an old egg box and some sticky back plastic and blue peter it on the day.

[Boots819 ian]

I just got the banner, not a problem I'll knock something up over the weekend,

[Gambit]

I will ask steve about the flags maybe the cost was too much I'm not sure. Steve will have paid for it out his own pocket will have a look maybe see if we can get him to dig a bit deeper with the flags for japfest 2 ;)

 

And you will be amazed what you can do with a shovel some duct tape and a bit of rope..... Just forget I said anything about the shovel :D 

[Gaulson]

I could have printed you a banner on the cheap ;)

[Boots819 ian]

Could print some flags on the cheap please(really cheap)

[Gambit]

I could have printed you a banner on the cheap ;)

Do you do flags ? :D

Might be worth having a few things done anyway. 

Looks like Boot's has come round to my way of thinking :D 

[Gaulson]

Always good getting things on the cheap ;)  haha. Unfortunatley we don't print flags in house :(

[Gambit]

So out of interest what things can be printed that we can use for the stands ? I know you and Petes done a great job with the Plate Covers.  

[Gaulson]

Easiest thing to do is browse the site

 

Here

 

Thanks, I do like them plate covers :)

[Gambit]

Cheers I will check it out right after this !Removed! clips fini........ YES! 12 seconds I beat it thats a new record :D

 

One more thing the price on the site is what we pay ? 

[Gaulson]

No, I should be able to get the price lower than what the site says

 

You beat my record as well btw :(

[Gambit]

Nice I will link it to the admin ie Steve see if I can interest him I like the idea of using all in stuff. But if not im sure I don't mind getting some bits for events.

And I think if I can keep that sort of record up I will have one arm like this

[Gaulson]

Yeah no problem, if you send me a message if you decide to do anything we can take it from there.

 

Yeah that is one of my fave scenes, that and this...

 

 

Not the best quality but you get the idea ;)