majik_thighs Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden’s funeral a voice from inside screamed out “I’m not dead, let me out, please, please help me – I’m not dead”The vicar smiled serenely, sucked air in through his teeth and muttered “Too f*****g late pal, the paperwork’s already done ........” :D 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay762 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 I'd have helped put the soil over the top :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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