BoozyDave

Susanna Reid, erm, yes I would. but she's such a ******

lol, whitehouse ftw or extremetube fancy a hotdog inc bun up the !Removed!? NSFW

didn't hear of anything getting robbed, but heard about a few scratched cars. there are some proper wankers that go to shows

of course you can, you're 32

yeah, honest mum, can I have a look in the catalogue to see something I'd like to play with?

the best show there used to be was the Doncaster custom car show, used to be the best show of the year, still miss it now

I think Freemans underwear section was better than Kay's......not like I spent hours comparing them or anything

walk forward walk back

http://www.knickerpicker.com/

never heard it called an 'astra' before :P

I get better MPG from Tesco 99, most I've had on a run is 36MPG, best I've had from nitro is 32MPG. and Tesco 99 is 10p a litre cheaper too

anyone going to modified nationals? I'm going but I don't think I'll get as good a position as last year.....

not me

what with 'commando Thursdays' and 'Friday night wrong love' what's involved in the 'Saturday bump'?

not really, mines a blob and the air intake is like a snorkel from the front grille

I prefer Tesco's to shell, not sure if it's placebo, but it just 'feels' better my nearest shell is 6 miles away (a new petrol station, used to be 9 miles to nearest) but I'd rather go 8 miles to the nearest Tesco's for momentum 99 :)

gutted for you, there are some proper wankers around not sure how useful it would be inside, if it got keyed, you wouldn't 'see' the damage being done, just the person that 'looks like' they did it. could you get a camera to 'watch' your car from the house?

looks like you have just confessed your sins :o

I thought about washing mine today, it's the thought that counts :D spent 2 hours fitting an amp and a pair of 6x9's.........in my work van :)

have you got a link to it?

the next person to reply has a secret............ they like having s*x with little boys

behind the trap door is my s*x dungeon :)

Not this time, but I'll be using the trap door later

That's what I was just going upstairs for!

Friday bump