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We can't all be wizards. 😔

Yeah :)

Exactly! Live and learn.

Today I messed around changing motor for washer fluid. Ordered new tank. Washer fluid still wouldn't come out. After much frustration finally realised the problem. I wasn't pressing button on wiper lever.

Ohhhh!!!! Loud pipes save lives wasn't the punchline to your joke on the joke thread?! Its just your signature thing!!?? I've been trying to figure out that joke for days now 😂 Do you have any idea what I'm on about?

Haha! For a minute I thought you meant you ate your sons sandwich 😂😂 Yeah Marley, our dog, ate our Christmas Turkey last year. Swipped it right off the table. And yet I still want another dog!

I'd be happy with 0. It's the other halfs obssesion. At least they keep people from stopping round too long.

Dog. 2 cats. Python. 17 tarantulas.

Turns out I didn't even have an immobilizer!! :D Also found key after making two new ones 😂

£1400 for the year. Assume will go down next year unless I wrap car around tree. (Doubt it as I'm an excellent driver Dan@ Flux) Admiral quoted £15,000 for the year. Yes thats right, fifteen thousand.

Couldn't find em. Had new ones made. £90 for two sets :) Found out in process got no immobilizer.. Thought it came factory fitted..

Nevemind. Just realised in my panic I forgot one crucial element. I don't have original key or have tools to make new key and programme it 😂😂 Alright, I'll have to have locksmith do it. Cheers anyway guys :)

Lost actual key. Sigma alarm comes as option. Wasn't sure about it though as had read on another thread sigma wasn't on JDM's.

Two days in of owning new car and I've lost the only key good and proper. If I get key code and sigma alarm code buy fob and program it would this work? Got option of paying lad £70 labour plus parts otherwise. 2003 forester with central locking and immobilizer. Sorry if in wrong thread, feel free to move to appropriate area.

Wish I could help with this but not clued up. Good luck! Hope you can sort it.!

What I've done today. Lost the only keys last night for forester and failed to find them after 10 hours of looking today. Great start to my Subaru career 😏

Thanks everyone :)

https://www.botb.com I'm giving this week's a miss. Can't figure out where the ball is. Good luck!

Looks fine! Look forward to seeing what work is done to it. Enjoy :)

I tried haha. Didn't want to push it as they quoted about £3000 less per year than anyone else. Didn't want to lose out on such a "deal".

Can't complain though. Adrian flux without the 15% still got me best quote for 23 years no no claims plus jap import. So cheers Adrian Flux.

Bonjour buddy! Nice first subaru by the sounds of it! Any pictures? :)

Can't believe you killed it :( You horrid man. My snake could have eaten it.

ME: [Licking lips in anticipation] I'm nervous. I've never done a bungee jump before. INSTRUCTOR: Please don't lick my lips again.

[At the shopping center] "Excuse me. I lost my son. May I please make an announcement?" "Of course." [Leans into mic] "Goodbye you little sh*t."