martyc Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Hi my name is Martin and i am here to admit my problem. It started 8 or so years ago, drooling over the offbeat warble of imprezas driving past. I vowed to myself-one day i would have one. Several years passed and i kept putting off buying one, saying I'd wait til i earn more etc... this year i thought sod it, I'm having one. So now I've got a 2003 wrx, i spend all my spare time and cash cleaning, fettling, looking or buying new parts, hiding them in the boot til they get fitted. My missus thinks i love Suzy (the car) more than her. I do. It gives me less grief and I'm more likely to get lucky with it. And we love getting dirty together before washing all of her curves and caressing her intimate parts, covering her in thick gloopy liquid before massaging it in. My name is Martin, I'm an addict in love with my Impreza, what's your story? Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Here's my tip for keeping the missus happy at the same time ;) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martyc Posted June 5, 2015 Author Share Posted June 5, 2015 If i got more of that I might spend less time with the car! Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stants Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Hi mate welcome [emoji51] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay762 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Wotcha and welcome matey, feel free to get stuck in many members in various stages of recovery / addiction on here, we do like an exhibitionist so dont be camera shy :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 lol Marty has been here awhile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savage bulldogs Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 I know admitting you have a problem is the normally the first step ....... But I've found that once you've started modding a scoob it's just one big slippery slope from there I started off by telling the Mrs "just a exhaust n remap then I'll be happy" .... 3yrs, forge build ,6 speed and a reshell later I'm happy but by no means finished[emoji4] 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay762 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Ha ha - so he has apologies Martin ;) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martyc Posted June 5, 2015 Author Share Posted June 5, 2015 No worries :-) I keep finding myself looking for my next hit to satisfy my urges, but the more you get into it the more you need to satisfy the craving. Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stants Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Normally find my hit at the Shell garage pay the man behind the counter for the good stuff then go out and spank it like gambits paddle gets used, return home hot sweaty and with a big grin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoozyDave Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 you can't beat a curvy model that gives a good ride and your car sound good too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Paddle I use a !Removed! banjo now mate... More swing ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stants Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Thought you'd have snapped that long ago the amount of strumming you get done [emoji12] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 No I don't use it as much as I used too. I've had to seek help for my s*x addiction it was getting out of hand. :( So I now use Prostitutes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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