I will give £20 to the last person to post on this thread

[scottishtaffy]

Although..... There is a web site.... Something like f...... Machines. I think he was the founder. Not seen the page...... Ahem...... I was told about it ...... Cough

[Dogconker]

His dungeon is like a black hole, anything that goes in never comes out. I reckon he's got a load of people down there as s*x slaves and probably a few animals and a robot, half of the contents of Anne Summers. And probably some other stuff, basically animal, mineral or vegetable

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[scottishtaffy]

The sign on the trap door says ' welcome to the twilight zone ' think Stephen hawking did some research on it too.

[Dogconker]

It's more likely to say welcome to the pleasure dome, or welcome to hell

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[bowthruster]

Oh I just love it.... :D All those poor people...Has anyone survived.......Has the UN been informed

[scottishtaffy]

Even the UN won't go near it tho did hear that scully and moulder were going to investigate and Yvette fielding too

[bowthruster]

They should send the One show team in there,and hopefully they'd never come out again...

[Dogconker]

The truth is out there, trust no one, especially Gambit when he asks you to come see his puppies. Actually I'm surprised he's not been on, I assume he's "treating" someone on his dungeon [emoji39]

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[Gambit]

Nope been waiting on this hill for aliens to come abduct me, I want to see if they're as kinky as what the american abductees say they are :)   

[scottishtaffy]

Your hoping for the anul probing aren't ya? :D

[Gambit]

Thought crossed my mind but I like to do the probing but if they buy me a McDonalds dinner I might let them :D

[scottishtaffy]

Think you said that when I caught you in the bushes. Tho the sight of you naked, with a feather duster , squeezy liquid and sellotape threw me. My Mrs has had some strange demands since that night .........

[Gambit]

Don't lie that was you dressed in drag not your missus ;) 

[Dogconker]

I think of all the people who can comment on people's attire, judging by his current profile pick, Gambit is not one of them? Even if he is holding 2 bottles of Vodka

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[quit]

its gin Dog ! 

[Dogconker]

I'll take your word for that I'm a malt whiskey man

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[Dogconker]

I'd agree with that [emoji3]

Although technically you should have whiskey with a dash of water at room temperature to release the aroma [emoji5]️

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[quit]

you sound like my dad, My sisters boyfriend asked for some lemonade in his last xmas..... he made him stand outside for his insolence 

[Gambit]

Vodkas my favourite but do like a JD now and again. Only reason I don't drink JD as much I gave myself alcohol poisoning with it once I drank that much of it. [emoji33]

[Dogconker]

you sound like my dad, My sisters boyfriend asked for some lemonade in his last xmas..... he made him stand outside for his insolence

Quite right too, still at least she didn't ask for coke in it. You can put what you like in JD as its not whiskey, like bells etc. I drink Oban myself

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[quit]

yeah JD is not whiskey!

[Dogconker]

I think jack Daniels is s sour mash rather than a whiskey? I could be wrong either way it's not "proper" whiskey"

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[Gambit]

I know its not a whisky it's a bourbon. I can't drink whisky sends me !Removed! crazy violently. So I stay away from it now :)    

[stants]

I'm with you there gambit, can't drink either whisky or bourbon mainly down the the fact when I was16 spent the evening decorating my then bosses new office with help from mr daniels some bells with a bit of southern comfort thrown in for good measure, needless to say I've never been as sick in my life since, cant even smell the stufg without wanting to retch these days