Dogconker Posted March 4, 2014 Posted March 4, 2014 So you're cracking one off while talking to me, for gods sake don't get mixed up else you and i will fall out Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk
Gambit Posted March 4, 2014 Posted March 4, 2014 trust me I'm an expert... Or is that an ex-spurt now
Dogconker Posted March 4, 2014 Posted March 4, 2014 You know that an expert is don't you? An ex is a has been and a spurt is a drip under pressure
Dogconker Posted March 4, 2014 Posted March 4, 2014 Actually spurt being a drip under pressure may be more relevant than I first thought
scottishtaffy Posted March 4, 2014 Posted March 4, 2014 The tangent these go on is amazing. Or scary depend on your inclination Sent from my GT-S5830i using Tapatalk 2
david1972 Posted March 4, 2014 Posted March 4, 2014 At least they're not talking tangerine... Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk
BoozyDave Posted March 4, 2014 Posted March 4, 2014 I squat down, put my head between my knees and fall forward.........that's how I roll 1
Dogconker Posted March 5, 2014 Posted March 5, 2014 What's the point in following the line instead of the tangent. Those that drifted from the path made the greatest discoveries. Unfortunately that doesn't happen on our case and we just find more crap Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk
Dogconker Posted March 5, 2014 Posted March 5, 2014 I don't think they get our rather odd discussions. 3-4 pints of Becks in a bar on your own and start getting somewhere near your level of randomness. I need to get home again before I go insane, the hotel I was in yesterday can organise TOWIE tours and TOWIE shopping experiences, I think civilisation has had its day on that basis
Gambit Posted March 5, 2014 Posted March 5, 2014 Oh Hell I would have had a **** in the towels and folded it up with a note saying thats what you can do with your TOWIE tours ;)
Dogconker Posted March 5, 2014 Posted March 5, 2014 I couldn't do that whilst boiling my head in preference of supporting those no brain numbnuts! Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk
Gambit Posted March 5, 2014 Posted March 5, 2014 You don't watch it please nooooo ;) Mind you I did watch a bit of that Big brother and do find that Sam Faiers (< Yes I googled it ) extremely attractive, she's on my storking list
Dogconker Posted March 6, 2014 Posted March 6, 2014 No I don't and never have watched, fortunately neither does the wife. She does watch Big Brother and I'm a celebrity but I suppose we all have our cross to bear. Anyway, spent a day in Brentwood and its s dump so the TOWIE lot can keep it Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk
Gambit Posted March 6, 2014 Posted March 6, 2014 Yeah my missus does to that's when the xbox get's fired up :D 1
BoozyDave Posted March 6, 2014 Posted March 6, 2014 I watch BB too :o Sam Faiers is fit :D not keen on others programs though, but I do like Hollyoaks (not as tarty as it used to be :( )google 'hollyoaks carmel nipples' or 'hollyoaks cheryl brady nude' (if you dare.......) 1
BoozyDave Posted March 7, 2014 Posted March 7, 2014 I'd like to find out what her 'peanuts' tasted like 1
scottishtaffy Posted March 7, 2014 Posted March 7, 2014 Peanut or prawn ? Sent from my GT-S5830i using Tapatalk 2
BoozyDave Posted March 7, 2014 Posted March 7, 2014 start off with her peanuts, then finish off with the prawn
scottishtaffy Posted March 7, 2014 Posted March 7, 2014 Ahhh came across a few prawns in my time. :D Sent from my GT-S5830i using Tapatalk 2
scottishtaffy Posted March 7, 2014 Posted March 7, 2014 Just read that back and think gambit got in my head there or is it cleaner than i think......... Sent from my GT-S5830i using Tapatalk 2 1
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