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Some more gems here I was expecting to hear ;)

 

Are your legs tired? (No why?) Because you've been running through my mind all night

 

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

 

I'm trying to rearrange the alphabet so that U and I are together

 

Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?

 

You're hot. I'm ugly. Let's make average babies.  

 

Tried all the above and failed :D 

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Some more gems here I was expecting to hear ;)

 

Are your legs tired? (No why?) Because you've been running through my mind all night

 

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

 

I'm trying to rearrange the alphabet so that U and I are together

 

Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?

 

You're hot. I'm ugly. Let's make average babies.  

 

Tried all the above and failed :D 

But were you wearing your Gimp suit while trying these? If not that was the fatal mistake :)

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Exactly mate it was while I was stood outside McDonald's not wearing anything sniffing this ladies hair :( Otherwise I think the leather suit would have done it 

Really this lady didn't go for a naked man randomly standing next to her sniffing her hair? Well you had a lucky escape with that one then Gambit she obviously has no class :)

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I agree some people just have no taste. I do find this works on nights out 

"I've done some horrible, unspeakable things while drunk, and I'd like to add you to that list." Followed up with a slap in the face. But I do like a bit of foreplay :D

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