December 9, 201312 yr He can't be as he forgot this pure cheese- Is your name Google because your everything I've been searching for ;)
December 9, 201312 yr Author Some more gems here I was expecting to hear ;) Are your legs tired? (No why?) Because you've been running through my mind all night Is it hot in here, or is it just you? I'm trying to rearrange the alphabet so that U and I are together Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours? You're hot. I'm ugly. Let's make average babies. Tried all the above and failed :D
December 9, 201312 yr Some more gems here I was expecting to hear ;) Are your legs tired? (No why?) Because you've been running through my mind all night Is it hot in here, or is it just you? I'm trying to rearrange the alphabet so that U and I are together Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours? You're hot. I'm ugly. Let's make average babies. Tried all the above and failed :D But were you wearing your Gimp suit while trying these? If not that was the fatal mistake :)
December 9, 201312 yr Author Exactly mate it was while I was stood outside McDonald's not wearing anything sniffing this ladies hair :( Otherwise I think the leather suit would have done it
December 9, 201312 yr Exactly mate it was while I was stood outside McDonald's not wearing anything sniffing this ladies hair :( Otherwise I think the leather suit would have done it Really this lady didn't go for a naked man randomly standing next to her sniffing her hair? Well you had a lucky escape with that one then Gambit she obviously has no class :)
December 9, 201312 yr Author I agree some people just have no taste. I do find this works on nights out "I've done some horrible, unspeakable things while drunk, and I'd like to add you to that list." Followed up with a slap in the face. But I do like a bit of foreplay :D
December 9, 201312 yr had various different responses to "does your father watch you in the bath?" sometimes they do
December 9, 201312 yr One from what 'happens in kavos' which tickled me Do you have home insurance ? Cos i'm gonna smash your backdoor in. Like thats ever gonna work hahha
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