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my son, matthew, called me one night to ask could i get him a alloy for his car.

me- why ?

mat-, i hit a badger last night and its fkd my front wheel

me- eh? what has happened to it?

mat- i dunno but i need a front wheel as there is a bit of the rim missin

me- EH???????

he sent me this pic when i asked him to send so i could see what he meant......

 

 

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me- WTF? was the badger in a fkn tank at the time???????? if not are you sure it was not a cow you hit?

mat- no a badger..........

me - you hit a kerb son

mat- errr no

errr dont hink so....

might have been..........

me - matthew......

mat- (quiet voice) yes i clipped it on a round about on way home.

 

NICE TRY SON

 

moral of the story= dont try to bullss**t a true car guy. or steer WELL clear of the highland armour plated badgers

 

:lol:  :lol: :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  

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Posted

!Removed! hell my mate smacked my old car up an island at 80 and didn't do that much damage to the front alloy :) did write the car off though. 

;)

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Lol that's quite good , my mum believed that on my old cavalier gsi that I changed the tyres so it sat really low , but I had cut the springs !!!

I was only 18 lol

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I hit one once and it was like hitting a wall, took ages for the flesh and fur to burn off the exhaust too :(

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