I will give £20 to the last person to post on this thread

[david1972]

nuts up the @rsenal now....sweet baby jesus!

[Gambit]

What's dangerous and eats nuts? Syphilis.

[scottishtaffy]

Chris Evans is ginger does that count? Me personoally am more a beaver fan........

[Stevotheevo1]

Apparently clean beavers get more wood 

[Dogconker]

Now is that a clean female beaver gets more action or a male beaver who walks around with frequent erections. I'd just like to be clear on that

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[Stevotheevo1]

I dont know for sure, but what a wonderful world it would be if both were true  :D

[bowthruster]

But what about the Smelly dirty unshaven beaver then?Do they get any action?

[scottishtaffy]

Wet beavers and wet pussys are not to be confused with a drowned rat! Two are great on both side of nature where's the other one is just nasty......in a bad way :D

[Stevotheevo1]

Its confirmed, I can turn a dry beaver into a wet beaver, however, in doing so it also becomes a dirty beaver.

 

The moral of this story is......... I still prefer squirrels.

 

Plus, squirrels can swim on their backs, to keep their nuts dry  :D

[Dogconker]

So can otters, and they smell all fishy

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[bowthruster]

Hmmm the smell of a wet,damp fish......Lovely

[Dogconker]

All I can say is, lucky gambits not got heavily involved in this discussion else we may find ourselves plunging to new depths. Where you might find done fishy otters

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[bowthruster]

I prefer the rotting stinking smelly smell of fish/otters or squirrels,ive got loads under my trap door

Come on gambit.....im trying to lure you in......

[scottishtaffy]

You did remember to let gambit back out of the trap door didn't you? May explain the quiet. Just saying. :D I prefer the prawn.......... Or bean as I think the new 'hip' name is. Tho don't see the resemblance in look or taste.................:P

[bowthruster]

That's why he's not here,id better go open it then,i bet he smells a bit...Do you flick the bean or pull/push it?

[Stevotheevo1]

it depends what country you're in, I unhappily came across a program last night, voiced by Meryl Streep I might add that showed girls in Africa having their prawn/shrimp/bean removed with a razor blade. No more beaver bashing for them, and what made it worse was the little bit sick that entered my mouth 

[scottishtaffy]

Nasty. And its up to the other party as to pull push or fold... Either way end result is far away from a dessert. And depending on grooming it can be a rain Forrest ....

[bowthruster]

:D :D

[Stevotheevo1]

And to finish

 

[Dogconker]

What's strange about a man requesting a woman wear a pinny and do some housework?

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[Stevotheevo1]

I asked that very same question a while ago, all I can tell you is I didn't see any beaver for some time after.

[Gambit]

I offten help with the house work. By peeing off the skid marks in the toilet.  -_-

[bowthruster]

What about the spunk on the curtains?

[david1972]

Mud in the back passage?

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[bowthruster]

That would take some clearing up,especially if the passage has PILES of mud as well.....