nuts up the @rsenal now....sweet baby jesus!

What's dangerous and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Chris Evans is ginger does that count? Me personoally am more a beaver fan........

Apparently clean beavers get more wood 

Now is that a clean female beaver gets more action or a male beaver who walks around with frequent erections. I'd just like to be clear on that

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I dont know for sure, but what a wonderful world it would be if both were true  :D

But what about the Smelly dirty unshaven beaver then?Do they get any action?

Wet beavers and wet pussys are not to be confused with a drowned rat! Two are great on both side of nature where's the other one is just nasty......in a bad way :D

Its confirmed, I can turn a dry beaver into a wet beaver, however, in doing so it also becomes a dirty beaver.

 

The moral of this story is......... I still prefer squirrels.

 

Plus, squirrels can swim on their backs, to keep their nuts dry  :D

So can otters, and they smell all fishy

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Hmmm the smell of a wet,damp fish......Lovely

All I can say is, lucky gambits not got heavily involved in this discussion else we may find ourselves plunging to new depths. Where you might find done fishy otters

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I prefer the rotting stinking smelly smell of fish/otters or squirrels,ive got loads under my trap door

Come on gambit.....im trying to lure you in......

You did remember to let gambit back out of the trap door didn't you? May explain the quiet. Just saying. :D I prefer the prawn.......... Or bean as I think the new 'hip' name is. Tho don't see the resemblance in look or taste.................:P

That's why he's not here,id better go open it then,i bet he smells a bit...Do you flick the bean or pull/push it?

it depends what country you're in, I unhappily came across a program last night, voiced by Meryl Streep I might add that showed girls in Africa having their prawn/shrimp/bean removed with a razor blade. No more beaver bashing for them, and what made it worse was the little bit sick that entered my mouth 

Nasty. And its up to the other party as to pull push or fold... Either way end result is far away from a dessert. And depending on grooming it can be a rain Forrest ....

:D :D

And to finish

 

What's strange about a man requesting a woman wear a pinny and do some housework?

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I asked that very same question a while ago, all I can tell you is I didn't see any beaver for some time after.

I offten help with the house work. By peeing off the skid marks in the toilet.  -_-

What about the spunk on the curtains?

Mud in the back passage?

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That would take some clearing up,especially if the passage has PILES of mud as well.....