david1972 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 A good sandblasting would do the trick maybe.... Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishtaffy Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Sand blasting is good to removed dried in body parts and blood............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevotheevo1 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 stubborn cheese removal can also be tricky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Stevie Wonder's wife got him a cheese-grater for his birthday..... Most violent book he's ever read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishtaffy Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 On a different note. What's the best way to catch a armidillo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Using Dime Bars 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishtaffy Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 CRUNCHIE ON THE OUTSIDE, SMOOTH ON THE INSIDE ' LMFAO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Why would anyone want to arm a s*x toy? Oh, arm-a-dillo! Sorry [emoji12] Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishtaffy Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevotheevo1 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub, the bartender turns round and says.......Whats this, some sort of !Removed! joke :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Boooo, hissss old joke [emoji3] Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishtaffy Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Tumble weed tumbles past................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowthruster Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 My wife asked me to take her into the bedroom and make her feel young again.... She wasn't impressed with the white wig and cigar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Oh dear [emoji22] Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevotheevo1 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 The Beach Boys walk into a bar. One says to the other “Round? Round? Get a round? I get a round?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishtaffy Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 BBC news flash. 2 pedestrians die after collision..........fk me. How fast were they going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vantastic Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Give me £20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Give me £20 Do I get sexual favours in return Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishtaffy Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Hang on..... You said that to me...... I should have read the small print as this is still going. :D :D you have been warned vantastic . Pmsl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowthruster Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Gambit- I don't think anyone could give you the sexual favours you desire :D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Not anyone human anyway[emoji12] Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishtaffy Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I didnt think some of them were physicaly possible let alone legal............ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowthruster Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I don't think an animal would do it either....He needs a robot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowthruster Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I dread to think what goes on in his Dungeon....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishtaffy Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I think under the 3 basic robotic rules they wouldn't do it. Rule one ' a robot can never harm a human ' that would be gambit fkd from the start :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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