scottishtaffy Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Although..... There is a web site.... Something like f...... Machines. I think he was the founder. Not seen the page...... Ahem...... I was told about it ...... Cough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 His dungeon is like a black hole, anything that goes in never comes out. I reckon he's got a load of people down there as s*x slaves and probably a few animals and a robot, half of the contents of Anne Summers. And probably some other stuff, basically animal, mineral or vegetable Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishtaffy Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 The sign on the trap door says ' welcome to the twilight zone ' think Stephen hawking did some research on it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 It's more likely to say welcome to the pleasure dome, or welcome to hell Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowthruster Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Oh I just love it.... :D All those poor people...Has anyone survived.......Has the UN been informed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishtaffy Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Even the UN won't go near it tho did hear that scully and moulder were going to investigate and Yvette fielding too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowthruster Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 They should send the One show team in there,and hopefully they'd never come out again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 The truth is out there, trust no one, especially Gambit when he asks you to come see his puppies. Actually I'm surprised he's not been on, I assume he's "treating" someone on his dungeon [emoji39] Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Nope been waiting on this hill for aliens to come abduct me, I want to see if they're as kinky as what the american abductees say they are :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishtaffy Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Your hoping for the anul probing aren't ya? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Thought crossed my mind but I like to do the probing but if they buy me a McDonalds dinner I might let them :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishtaffy Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Think you said that when I caught you in the bushes. Tho the sight of you naked, with a feather duster , squeezy liquid and sellotape threw me. My Mrs has had some strange demands since that night ......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Don't lie that was you dressed in drag not your missus ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I think of all the people who can comment on people's attire, judging by his current profile pick, Gambit is not one of them? Even if he is holding 2 bottles of Vodka Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quit Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 its gin Dog ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I'll take your word for that I'm a malt whiskey man Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quit Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I'd agree with that [emoji3] Although technically you should have whiskey with a dash of water at room temperature to release the aroma [emoji5]️ Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quit Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 you sound like my dad, My sisters boyfriend asked for some lemonade in his last xmas..... he made him stand outside for his insolence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Vodkas my favourite but do like a JD now and again. Only reason I don't drink JD as much I gave myself alcohol poisoning with it once I drank that much of it. [emoji33] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 you sound like my dad, My sisters boyfriend asked for some lemonade in his last xmas..... he made him stand outside for his insolence Quite right too, still at least she didn't ask for coke in it. You can put what you like in JD as its not whiskey, like bells etc. I drink Oban myself Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quit Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 yeah JD is not whiskey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I think jack Daniels is s sour mash rather than a whiskey? I could be wrong either way it's not "proper" whiskey" Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I know its not a whisky it's a bourbon. I can't drink whisky sends me !Removed! crazy violently. So I stay away from it now :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stants Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I'm with you there gambit, can't drink either whisky or bourbon mainly down the the fact when I was16 spent the evening decorating my then bosses new office with help from mr daniels some bells with a bit of southern comfort thrown in for good measure, needless to say I've never been as sick in my life since, cant even smell the stufg without wanting to retch these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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