Dogconker

You know what they say about men and boys and the difference . . . There isn't any difference

I had a virtually a straight pipe from the manifold it just had a muffler which is bigger tube with lagging in it but it's still straight. Good old Demon Tweeks

We'll good luck with that. If I can help let me know Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I used to have an Opel manta with launch control used to spit 3" flames whether you drive nicely or not, got pulled over quite a lot

I work as a consultant in the construction industry mainly with Health and safety and legal compliance. Sounds a bit dull on face but I get to go into all sorts of odd places, nuclear plants, oil and gas terminals, prisons and rail works, even been underneath the streets of London on a tunnel boring machine. Lots of travelling and some places I go are pretty poor roads which is why I bought the XV. Down side is really dull meetings in Central London talking about dull stuff. Can't complain though

Sometimes I'll get the revs just right do that the turbo whines and makes a dump valve noise when you change gear. I know, childish and I should have grown out if that by now

If you don't want to buy photoshop there is some freeware that is very good as it's a clone of photoshop and uses layers. It's ideal for you Gambit, they even named it with you in mind, it's called GIMP I make no further comment

I had a Mazda 323 sport a while back, that was tuned to run on vpower the difference was huge. Only problem was it ran like a bucket of bolts on normal fuel. Definitely worth tuning your car to the fuel if you only intend to use that fuel, you'll get much better response and performance Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Trick with rainX is to smear it all over the windscreen, allow it to dry, DO NOT buff it clear, just hose it off with loads of water, it'll be clear and bead much better. 40mph on mine the windscreen blows clear and my windscreen isn't very sloped. I drove all through the heavy rain in feb hardly using the wiper, I also use the RainX screen wash which prolongs the life if the rainXI've been told that's Maguire's car Polish will do the same thing but last longer, not had the nerve to put polish on a windscreen though. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Washed and waxed, nice and shiny, I like shiny things

I seem to remember some one commenting on the tangent me and Gambit went off on. I think you two have excelled yourselves on the tangent stakes Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

No I don't and never have watched, fortunately neither does the wife. She does watch Big Brother and I'm a celebrity but I suppose we all have our cross to bear. Anyway, spent a day in Brentwood and its s dump so the TOWIE lot can keep it Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I couldn't do that whilst boiling my head in preference of supporting those no brain numbnuts! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I don't think they get our rather odd discussions. 3-4 pints of Becks in a bar on your own and start getting somewhere near your level of randomness. I need to get home again before I go insane, the hotel I was in yesterday can organise TOWIE tours and TOWIE shopping experiences, I think civilisation has had its day on that basis

What's the point in following the line instead of the tangent. Those that drifted from the path made the greatest discoveries. Unfortunately that doesn't happen on our case and we just find more crap Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Actually spurt being a drip under pressure may be more relevant than I first thought

You know that an expert is don't you? An ex is a has been and a spurt is a drip under pressure

So you're cracking one off while talking to me, for gods sake don't get mixed up else you and i will fall out Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Do you just sit there looking for new posts, I've got an excuse I'm sat in a crappy hotel restaurant on Brentwood with no xbox or sky, what's you're excuse!

I walked into a strip joint once, stupid place to leave it, mind you I'm always walking into things

No, it's shoulder charging a cow when it's asleep and stood up so that it falls over. Tipping ugly pole dancers, isn't that called charity work? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Made my eyes water, cooked with chillies once and nipped to loo, panicked because I didn't know what was happening. Much the same as when I used a menthol shower gel, that felt odd too, but at least not painful

There you go, crossing that decency line again

Also, make sure she leaves the right end of the cucumber for your sarnies Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I went to bed, don't need that link, I have . . . Others!