Oh I've been paid in beef before still have a huge bit left in the freezer. I was working on a farm and a £20k Bull had used a haybale to climb on which someone had left in it's pen. the Young stud bull which was a beast of animal tried to climb it resulting in it toppling over breaking its legs, so called vet out to shoot it and a butcher to sort the meat out. I didn't get as much as Savage but I got a fair bit and it was amazing to be fair.
So yeah you're missing out well and truly :D But could be worse 10 cigarettes lol, good job I can still laugh about it