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Our dealer phoned up about wife's car, they've had it a week now, no solution tooth problem as yet. Got the main regional Subaru tech coming in on Monday to see if he can sort it. Looks like its a bit of a problem, I reckon we might be looking at a replacement car at this rate, they're already in discussions with Subaru to see if that can be arranged which doesn't sound promising with regards her car. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Why would anyone want to arm a s*x toy? Oh, arm-a-dillo! Sorry [emoji12] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

The choices we make in life define not only ourselves but how we are perceived by others. It also defines whether we lead the crowd or blindly follow it. Philosophical thought for the day [emoji4] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Do you know what, I haven't managed to find a way to turn off the airbag detection. It's an automatic system, if you put a child seat in it it's active, you need a rear facing seat I don't think (from what I can make out) that you can use a forward facing seat in the XV or forester. I'll have another look though see if I can work it out. I don't have kids so it's not something I've looked at Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I was being kind, the next gen looks even worse :P

Ok seriously? Qashqai? Why are there so many? They're apparently the biggest car on the Motability list so its the one everyone on disability wants. Nissan sell 40000 Qashqai a year, this means everyone has one and they're not exclusive. Subaru currently only sell about 3500 XV a year. Now the killer blow, a 2.0l 4x4 Qashqai will be about £27k (because nearly all Quashqai aren't 4x4) the same XV £23k (even the bottom of the range has full 4x4) the Nissan has 1 2yr 50k warranty that you can pay 2 grand to extend to 60k 3yrs. Subaru is a standard 100k 5yr warranty. as standard the basic XV has heated seats, cruise control, bluetooth. you want all that in a nissan, you'd better get your credit card out. and now the looks The Nissan Quashqai jelly mould, boring and bulbous. And the Subaru XV Nuff Said!

What's strange about a man requesting a woman wear a pinny and do some housework? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Pretty sure you can but I'll check as not a feature I've ever needed Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Subaru means Severn sisters and is in relation to the Pleiades constellation, and it is pronounced the way he is. Though he is a nob. As for the car, I doubt my wife would let me have one, though I can see me seriously considering it in the future, I'm getting to the age where I could use my mid-life crisis card [emoji39] Shame they didn't put an STi engine in it, that's what's really needed, a bit of boost [emoji41] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Depending on how you want to carry the bikes, both will support a roof bike rack. XV is much firmer suspension and better handling, forester is definitely the more refined of the two. XV has the highest NCAP rating for infant occupants in its class, if that's important to you. Well worth looking on YouTube for the NCAP tests. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I don't know off the top of my head but I'll have a look at the XV, we also have a new forester on the drive due to some odd circumstances so I'll have a look at that too Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

All I can say is, lucky gambits not got heavily involved in this discussion else we may find ourselves plunging to new depths. Where you might find done fishy otters Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

So can otters, and they smell all fishy Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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Now is that a clean female beaver gets more action or a male beaver who walks around with frequent erections. I'd just like to be clear on that Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Nutty bars, that'd sort a ginger squirrel out if he liked it up the arsenal Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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No he's not a real ginger, cough, so I've heard Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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Ha ha, from little acorns . . . [emoji41] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

That has to be a pretty low point on anyone's life! I think I'd have at least made to a bridge to hide behind a pier Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk