Dogconker

I photographed him and his car, plus he's in the dash can as we drove in. I was all for getting the big 4D battery Mag light out of the boot and going to have a "quick word". But the wife was freaking out and just wanted to leave. The dog is a spaniel they aren't aggressive at all so he wouldn't do anything. I'm iff up there tonight in my car see if he's there, I might have. a word if he is[emoji48] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

In still here. Wife has my car today so I'm at home, she's taken mine after some creep followed us as we walked around a local nature reserve he kept ducking in and out if bushes in a really crap attempt I stay hidden. It was almost cartoon like, only real so we called the police. Anyway she didn't want to drive her car as that's the one we were in at the time. Hence I have no car today. But off to South Wales in it tomorrow. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I don't think all footballers are like that, there are some who I would say are actually decent role models for kids, Rooney is just a thug with a Bentley. I just think if you're in that sort of position you should and I think have to, set yourself up as a role model to today's youth, don't see Hamilton or button grabbing prozzers, getting into bar brawls. Yet football players are held in higher regard by children than F1 drivers so they should present themselves as that role model. My other problem with Rooney is just that he has one of those faces you want to punch, it's nothing personal, he just does [emoji15] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Yeah, it's not rooney's football I got issue with to be honest. He could be the best player in the universe a racing driver, whatever, it wouldn't matter ,he's still a thick arrogant nob with a taste for granny prostitutes. A perfect role model to today's youth [emoji15] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

He's got hearing protection on whilst using a noisy saw, seriously, some people want the world on a stick [emoji12] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

No I don't like football either, but I have the solution for Rooney I have the perfect player, he's young, he's real fit, a stunning player, better looking, more hair and certainly more intelligent. this is him practicing today

I've seen that one before, it's one if their better ads. But they don't show it anyone I like the dog ads they do. Mainly because my nickname is dog, I own a dog and I own a scoob so why wouldn't I like a Subaru advert with dogs Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I'm definitely more of the Steve Hughes way if thinking Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

There's 2 things I've learnt in this industry 1, the problem with common sense is it's not actually that common 2, never underestimate the ability of an individual to turn anything to ratsh1t in 30seconds Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Lol, I've been doing this for years, qualified to the hilt and chartered yet I still get people arguing stupidity. Only today I pulled into a carpark on a site and it had a reverse parking policy to stop people getting run over, the only space left I couldn't reverse into because I couldn't turn the car around, so I went in forwards, some jobs worth made me go back out, reverse my car out and about 50m down the car park, turn around and reverse it 50m back up so that've could reverse into the space, when I tried to explain that what he was making me so was far more risk than just leaving it there he said, and I quote, "can't mate its policy". What a nob Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

The law wasn't really designed for household substances, more for the proper hazardous stuff, it doesn't unfortunately differentiate. I've spent years looking at this and sadly most people don't do pragmatic or common sense. I work on the bigger the risk the tighter the controls. Picking up 1000t with a crane big risk lots if controls, using wd40 less needed Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

As promised here are the vid clips I mentioned earlier - which one are you? Chopper Ried does workplace safety - contains swearing! Steve Hughes on Health & safety

I'll bring my little engineer [emoji2] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I had an arguements with a jobs worth "safety professional" who tried to tell me that the law requires you to assess ALL risks. So I asked him where he'd assessed the risk of a polar bear attacking his workforce. He said I was being stupid but it's a risk however slim. Those are the sort of people that cause the problem. Unfortunately law does actually require a COSHH assessment for anything used at work that has one of those orange diamond symbols on it, that includes wd40, not saying I agree with it for basic substances but it is the law Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Ha ha, I love predictive text, yes before anyone else says it my engineer was a midget [emoji41] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I did car park meets too, but when I did it I had the smallest engineer there at 2.0l and 200bhp, we never did burnout a or any of that and often locals would come over to look at and talk about the cars. It's different now. Hey, how's about that, I said all that without having to say "when I were a lad . . . . " Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I know its a golf, it was a rhetorical question, in hindsight I should have selected something different but I hate Passats Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

No im one of the good guys, I love conkers without goggles, I only get involved with proper safety like excavators cranes and crap blowing up. I learnt everything it know from the Mary Whitehouse experience, "now there was no need for that to happen". Can't put up link as on phone I'm more from the Steve Hughes camp, search Steve Hughes Safety on YouTube Have a look on you tube for Chopper Reid safety, im not quite that bad, but it's quite funny I'll post up links when I'm on lappety top later. Unless you find them Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Oi! Careful, you might want to check what I do for a living before you start poking fun. I work as a safety consultant (one of the sensible ones) I work in construction and offshore oil and gas where there are real risks to sort out, so I'm going to defend myself here. However, there are nobs out there We had a "jobs worth" safety guy once do an assessment for COSHH on hand cleanser (why you'd do that anyway is beyond me) but anyway, in his assessment when he got to the bit on PPE he actually put "must wear waterproof gloves", for hand cleaner in a toilet. It's these people that cause the lunacy, and there's loads out there sadly. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Well I'm off out for a drive to Chester, for work but it's a sunny day so will take the scenic route over the M6 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Not according to the British standards or the IEE guidance on temporary cabins and free standing generators . It says anything over 10kva to be earthed. If the chassis becomes live how would the RCD trip unless it leaked to earth? I get the plastic pipes though, I've seen that done. I've also seen someone earth a pressure washer with a 3ft spike which was attached by a clip to the plastic/rubber hose Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

That's the sort of thing they should be doing now Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Suppose its cheaper than buying an exhaust, bet its noisy too Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I'm no expert but that doesn't sound right. I remember having an argument about earthing a temporary site cabin with an inbuilt 16kVa generator. I got the response "we don't need to earth it it's fitted with an RCD". Some people eh? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Maybe he's done both sides to save on the cost of racing stripes Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk