Dogconker

And hang from a cradle mission impossible style Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

There's some really good tutorials on YouTube for it. Word of warning thought as Stants said if you drop the bar on the floor it's a throw away. And a wet clay bar seems to have an uncanny knack for leaping out of your hand. I've juggled mine several times in an attempt to stop it hitting the floor after it decided to end it all and leap from my hand Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Technique wise it's pretty straight forward, give car a really good wash, then just need some detailing spray or water at a push in a spray bottle and you're off. Do the whole car then it's just a standard polish and wax job. Paint will feel silky smooth afterwards. Just need to keep moulding the car so you don't scratch the paint with debris from elsewhere Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Sorry, but you handed me that one [emoji2] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

It's a pretty major job to be fair Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I want one that says strip if you think I'm ugly, no one ever has so I must be a stunner eh?[emoji7] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Ooh yeah, cars! Them !Removed! foreign cars coming over here stealing our petrol and putting additional strain on our garages. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

All I said (tongue in cheek) several posts ago was vote UKIP and look what's kicked off, lol Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Are you taking your aircon to a hypnotherapist to go through hypnotic regression?Paybacks a ****** isn't it? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I hate predictive text, I commented on someone's photograph the other day and typed "nice Shot" unfortunately my phone decide I meant to use an "I" instead of an "o". Still not as bad as when I worked as a CAD technician for the council and typed on a drawing it was from the County Council, unfortunately I missed a vowel out of one of the words. Yes, that one! No one noticed until the drawings were handed to the client [emoji15] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Clay bats do work, used them myself can really feel how smooth the paint is afterwards Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Because you don't get it and it sounds better in a Scottish accent. Month python is an acquired taste, that usually means nobody else likes it but you. I was brought up on month python Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I reckon if you're on the dole and after 6 months you don't have a job then you have to do 8hrs community service 4 days a week and on the 5th day you have to sit in a job centre or similar and apply for jobs. If you don't do that you get nothing. Easy then everyone is working and a normal job would be better than dole because you wouldn't be cleaning public toilets etc Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

So I'm being voted for PM purely on the basis of I'm not a politician. But if I get more votes and become a politician will I then stop getting votes on the basis I originally got votes for? I can see a paradox forming! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

In a Scottish accent please say "I don't get it" Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

We'll I couldn't Eff it up any more than anyone else. Anyway I'm not corrupt enough or PC enough to be PM Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Ooh I've started something now [emoji15] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Vote UKIP, no Europe, no problem [emoji12] Just kidding

I imagine the new system will know if the fuss is pulled rather than gps signal lost Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Easy solution is put a piece of aluminium foil or fine mesh over the gps sensor and you've vanished of radar. My mate does this with his works van when he wants to pick things up at the weekend even thought it's not allowed to be driven at weekends [emoji2] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I know, the full black box systems aren't anticipated for another 5 years or so. It's the eCall system that is the concern at the minute Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Yep, the daily mail is kicking off becuase you could in theory use the system to send regular data if it was used wrongly. Insurance premiums aren't affected by the eCall system. If you want to avoid the full tracker system that is rumoured in several years time you need to be out of Europe. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I've looked at this s bit more and it looks like its a little bit of scaremongering. The device sends a text if you have an accident stating the cars location. The system isn't in constant transmission so it won't continuously update your location or speed unless they interfere with its operation to make it do so, which at present would conflict with UK data protection law. Not that it's impossible to continuously track with this system, it's just not set up that way as standard The eCall devices will be fitted to all new cars from October 2015, this is like the system in Mercedes where it automatically calls emergency services if the airbags deploy or you press the emergency button on the dash. Only then does it use the info it has to send the cars location. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Technically the data that these boxes hold is your data, there would need to be a change in legislation or you'd have to authorise its use by any party. So in theory the insurance company could only use it for what it was intended. The police would need to obtain it through legal channels or upon your request. Data protection would prevent this info being used for the purposes you described. At Least that's how I understand the law to sit now. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Was that the man with the thick rim glasses and a long brown mac that told you that? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk