scottishtaffy

Its true tho. You can't chip a standard ecu . That's why Im trying to get an esl to map mine. But not cheap lol Sent from my GT-S5830i using Tapatalk 2

i have a 6k in my 1995 type ra . and with the decat , fmic and tdo5 i was at 200 brake on the rolling road. and told that is a safe 300 but thats as far as you can go before i would need either a esl or apexi/simtec to mapp for higher power............ which is my next stop then that will be it........

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you will have to stop changeing them in your gimp suit. i find it too restrictive on movement. good in certain cases but not for changing plugs.

i do the same as the nabove post. tho i dont have an air box coz of the induction kit so on less wory. then remove the water bottle. and use a normal plug socet with a short extention. but remember to just loosen the plugs and not try to ratchet them right out as it wont clear the chassis leg. just loosen it a good couple of turns then take off the ratchet and use your hand. and screw it out..... (gambit ) :D . you should be able to do it in less the 20 odd mins. tho not sure if you have the same clearence on the newr models

cant belive a real nice lad like that has gone. . more than just a actor. a genuine petrol head and all round nice bloke. just ba year younger than me.. RIP bud

dam i mis read that. thought i could get rid of some of the mrs body parts. my bad ...

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More babes for the party :D any way Im needing the 20 more to buy batteries for the cattle prod as the Mrs is starting to get silly coming up to xmas . Sent from my GT-S5830i using Tapatalk 2

You been spying on me??????? like i said to the other half. ' do you want to come to my man cave and watch !Removed! on my mirrors?' :D Sent from my GT-S5830i using Tapatalk 2

Real men reverse using mirrors only . :D Sent from my GT-S5830i using Tapatalk 2

wing back chair ' muffle muffle. chortle chortle...... and we all got very, very drunk '

my ra is dark tint all round and as its a light weight with the thin windows and the fact my front side windows are not factory tinted then it looks real good tho like is being said . reveseing becomes a truckers job ( using mirrors only )

smoking jacket and cravat optional? i like a bit of tweed and a trilby my self what

:lol: :lol: 'chortle' havent heard that words for years.

true story jay. and still have the jerry cans. bet the kids are still in therapy now :lol:

i did it one night when i was parked up in the lorry. heard a noise at about 3 am. peeked out the window and there was 3 little ' cherubs' trying to break in to my fuel tank. i carried a cash dead bolt gun. ( seperate story ) so i un screwed the end off it so it leaves a 1 in barrel, i put in a blank shell. one of the high powder ones and quietly wound the window down a wee bit , stuck the barrel out the window and fired............. one !Removed! of a big BANG and a 1 Foot flame later and these lads levitated about 3 ft off the ground and there little legs were running in mid air. and when they came back down 2 run straight into each other and the other ran into the lorry, probably blinded by the flash. by this time i could not see which way they ran as tears were rolling down my face. i did gain a hold all with 3 little jerry cans in it and a bit of hose and a few screwdrivers and pliers. i still smile at that to this day and that was around 10 yrs ago. true story. :lol: :lol: :lol: got to win the 20 squid for that . surely., it will and dont call me shirley

Easy to find him..... Follow the trail of !Removed! he probably left running down his legs. :D Sent from my GT-S5830i using Tapatalk 2

a security company called my dad at his farm one night on the phone...../ caller... hello could i intrest you in home security? dad...... no ive got that covered. caller.,,,,, you can never have too much you know. dad.... no everythings locked up caller.... what if they get past the locks? dad...... they would have had to get past the 3 BIG !Removed! off dogs first caller... errr i see but if they did?... you would still be better with an alarm. dad... no if they get past all that then they have me to contend with caller.... i think you need better protection than just your self/ dad..... not when i have 3 twelve bore shot guns, a 222 rifle and a long range 247 with telescopic sights caller... errrr................ ummmmm.... ahem........ i can see your well covered then dad... told ya good bye my dads very old school. :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol::lol aye touch my car, kids or wife ( in that order ) and................>_> Sent from my GT-S5830i using Tapatalk 2

memorable quote then? :D

aye , you just never know. :ph34r: :ph34r:

There is a man up here tho was jailed fir killing his wife and they reckon he put her body to his pals pig farm and what the pigs didn't eat the rest went thru the straw incinerator.. First man to be jailed for murder with out a body to prove it Sent from my GT-S5830i using Tapatalk 2

aye you may have some problems there like. :P

dont need none of that. to much incriminating evidence can be left. i drive diggers for a living so disposal is not a problem. ..........