Dogconker

Videoed a nob in a van driving like a Pratt over taking on double whites and everything, all after he cut me up. Unfortunately his van had the company name and it's a well known company so I might send the video to his manager seeing as he gave me the bird for flashing my lights at him. He'll hopefully have a nice weekend coming [emoji35] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

A lot of dash cams have motion detection now and would have started up when they approached the front if the car, just a thought. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

So wrong on so many levels [emoji38] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Hopefully they'll get mugged on the way home by big Arthur who is feeling a but frisky and has a 12 inch one a foot thick and he's got the staying power sufficient that they won't be sitting down for a week. And then they die and stop polluting the gene pool. Did I go too far? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Birds and scrotes two things i hate most in relation to cars.

F'ing scrotes stealing stuff, really rules me up that people just think they can steal stuff off other people just because they don't have it. Also F'ing birds! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Pinky and the brain! Yes. And what are we going to do tomorrow, the same thing we always do, take over the world! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Why have you got smarties in your pants Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

We'll we can see where everyone's brains have there control systems eh? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I did say calm down its not what you think lol Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

My wife found this article about lesbians and Subarus (calm down boys its not what you think) and wondered if that means everyone who sees her in it thinks she is?? I am because I like women :P Check out number 5 on the list http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-25592948

And now some dodgy subaru owner called Tom Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Well at least you didn't have the same problem my mate had with his VXR, he had a petrol leak and. . . . Woomph! Toasted Astra anyone? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Did a load of testing last night on the ring and silverstone. All cars were within 1.5 seconds of each other on silverstone I think the legacies lost out on acceleration though they had the speed, the 22B is a tad loose which left it just off the pace all 4 of these cars were about 1.5 secs adrift. The others were all within .5 secs On the ring all cars were within 6 seconds of each other which on a 9min lap is nothing. All except the 2008 Impreza which was some 5 seconds off, yet was fine on silverstone so I think it's top speed it was lacking as the ring has a lot if straights. The legacies however ran well here. The S204 whilst as fast as the others was horrible on the ring poor handling but accel and top end seem to compensate. I think that's about it, they're not far off I reckon Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Didn't drive mine at all today, though took the wife and dog for a walk in hers. Had to use Maguire's detailing spray to remove bird crap off it after I spent 3hrs washing and waxing on Friday. Birds are so inconsiderate! [emoji15] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Testing car sat the minute,I still reckon the 1990 & 2010 legacies are down on power, they seem to run about 1.5src a lap off the pace, probably just need an extra couple of horses. Will also send over the 1990 legacy design again, the one in the garage is for the headlight pods, unless you get time to remove the blue circles off the bonnet Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Wouldn't touch it myself, just stick to my Maguire's stuff, you know that will look good after. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I'll be on but to be honest it might be a bit later than 9pm, just got back from walking the dog and doing some tea now. Might be a but ad hoc tonight. If I'm on I'll try set up a race for everyone else do we can test cars Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Car not moved today even though sunny [emoji30] Painting and decorating for me all day, just having a quick break, 6hrs straight so far, beer is calling so can't guarantee how I will be performing on track later [emoji79] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I'll be on most weeks so I could set up the game if no one else is up for it. I'm on tomorrow and up for a test run. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Whatever you do, do not use the gunk. You'll end up buying a new tyre over a £15 puncture. I was advised to just call recovery and get it dropped off at a tyre place or phone a mobile tyre chap, much cheaper than the £190 for a new tyre, as the tyre centre won't clean out the gunk they'll just get you to have a new one. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Wife hasn't got me a mic this week so im still mute, definitely next week though Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

You'll need to tell me what body kit you put on each car so I can check the designs still work, different kits line up differently Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

What money? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Nope because you're not last Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk