BoozyDave

I have been speaking to 'Idiot UK Drivers Exposed' on facebook about the footage. They put it on their site today, it's already had 350,000 views please like and share https://www.facebook.com/143233165824638/videos/vb.143233165824638/543212599160024/?type=2&theater¬if_t=comment_mention

What's the difference between an angry man and a !Removed! Arab? One's shaking a fist.......

"I'm scared to death of walking through the park at night anymore with all these Muslim raping gangs that are about," said my sister. "You'll be safe," I said. "They're not allowed to touch fat pigs."

My driving instructor told me to pull over somewhere safe. Ten minutes later he said, "Why haven't you pulled over yet?" I said, "Because we're still in Bradford."

For my 25th wedding anniversary I decided to do something special. So I took my wife to Monaco and hired a yacht in the marina. We had champagne, and as the sun set I told her to close her eyes, then placed a chain around her neck. She said, "It feels heavy, it must have cost a fortune." I said, "No, it came with the yacht," as I tossed the anchor overboard.

"Nice greyhound, fast as well. Have you considered racing him? " Said this bloke in the park. "No not really, " I replied, "I'm far to unfit and out of condition. "

I was teaching my 14 year old son about the importance of condoms. He just giggled and said, "I don't usually wear one." "Why the f**k not?" I asked sternly. "Because my boyfriend does."

Hi mate welcome to the club

just had a look at the price of R34 GTR I nearly bought one 12 years ago for £15k :(

they don't have camber bolts as std on my 05 blob wrx I had to have camber bolts fitted to the rear because it was that far out.

Glad you enjoyed it, we all tend to mix and talk to different people, not just stand in clicky groups talking to the same person you see every day

it's not even got full service history :o over 4 years between services is very poor :( it might sell at £14k if someone liked it but no chance at 24k

is that a genuine comment? Have you any idea where 'Skeg', 'Donny' or 'Wakey' are?

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a relative's grave. As I was standing there I noticed four grave diggers walking about with a coffin. Three hours later and they were still walking about with it. I thought to myself, "These f**kers have lost the plot!"

The Greek Government is getting so desperate, it is starting to respond to emails from Nigerian millionaires

Calling my new dog "shark" was a big mistake. I've been banned from all my local beaches.

Jack goes to his friend Mike and says, "I'm sleeping with the priest's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after mass for me?" The friend doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees. After mass, he starts talking to the priest, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally the priest gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to. Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the priest, "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied." The priest smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says, "You'd better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago."

I like the adverts for games consoles; everyone is always so happy. But for once I'd like a realistic advert. I propose an advert containing an overweight man hurling a controller at the wall and calling the game a cheating c**t.

A big congratulations to the NASA team that sent a probe past Pluto and successfully sent back images. Now if they could just liaise with 02 and to get me a f**king phone signal in my house!

After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question, "When you're lying in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow." The last guy thinks for a moment, and then replies, "I guess I'd like to hear them say, 'Oh f**k, he's moving!'"

On a recent flight with my two crying children, I was desperate to find a way to calm them down. But according to BA, those little kid-sized bottles of alcohol aren't actually for kids.

I'm sick of women thinking men will f**k anything that moves. They don't even need to move. or be alive

Waking up in the middle of an operation was traumatic But not as much as the realization I'd fallen asleep with a scalpel in my hand

a remap should be done by someone that knows what they are doing with subarus, they will set it up to it's optimum. some blobeye WRX's can get 285-300bhp with a remap and a supporting mods. mine would only get to 265bhp, but the low down punch was great. don't worry about top end BHP, it's all about the midrange :D

you won't gain much running it at max PSI, the max it will run is about 16/17 psi, but the higher the PSI the hotter it runs, so warms the air up, so no increase in performance. a remap will got to about 15 PSI and give decent gains, but also look at good air filter, free flow exhaust, decat up pipe. All these will help the flow of air through the engine it's not all about PSI, it's about air flow and efficiency. A little turbo running big PSI and verging on inefficient or a bigger turbo running sensible PSI flowing more air and in it's efficient range