when I came home today my wife said "do you know Dave and Sharon from number 23?, they are swingers" "oh yeah, fair play to em" I replied then she said "I think we should try it to spice up our s*x life" to which I asked "Do you remember when Dave and Sharon came to our party the other week, with a £4.99 bottle of wine in hand? then proceeded to drink everyone's vodka, whiskey, rum etc and had the time of there lives dancing and singing, what did you say?" "I told them they were cheeky !Removed!!! and said how dare they think they could turn up with something so cheap and nasty and take advantage of all the other guests generosity, just so they could have a good time" "exactly" I replied