BoozyDave

What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet? I.O.U.

Eleven years ago, Greece won Euro 2004. Today, Greece would be happy with 2004 Euros.

As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter. I took my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me. "I really need a new boat," I thought to myself.

Every week another Muslim family in Britain goes off to Syria and doesn't come back. Islamic State: doing more to reduce immigration than David Cameron

This weeks ' Can't pay, won't pay', should be good. The sheriffs are off to Greece.

Simon Cowell is said to be heartbroken following the death of his mother aged 89. Perhaps now would be a good time for him to audition for The X Factor

nice one, hope that's sorted it :)

It should fit straight onto the standard downpipe If it's a cat back system you won't need a remap Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk

hi mate welcome to the club looks nice and clean B)

hi mate welcome to the club

yep, it should be a direct fit :)

I can't believe I stopped! The wheels locked up and it just skidded to a stop, I was only a couple of inches off hitting him Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk

wasn't much around here either, a few mates said they heard thunder but I never heard a thing it rained a bit too, but no where near as much as I was expecting

I nearly hit this muppet, too busy posing and trying to look cool to actually bother to see if any traffic is coming. He said he never saw me! It's a hi top LWB transit van FFS I wouldn't fancy that call to the insurance

380bhp/400lb should be ok as long as you don't launch it, fast starts are ok as long as you get biting point first (best way to think about it is- if you stand a foot from a wall facing it, put your fist against the wall, then extend your arm and push yourself away as fast as you can. now try again, but leave a 6" gap between fist and wall......) that's what kills gearboxes

I remember hearing lads at school talking about rallying in 1990, but it was mainly Audi Quattro , Integrale, Celica (Carlos Sainz legend), GTI-R (Stig Blomqvist). then the year after they were talking about colin mcrae in a legarsey. then in 1993 burns and mcrae in the 555 Impreza

hi mate welcome to the club the XV is a good choice, most owners on here give high praise and are more than pleased with them. most of the reviews are written by critics that will compare them to BMW/ Audi/Lexarse/etc that they have driven in the last couple of months (and twice the price)

hi mate welcome to the club car looks great B) engine wise - what power do you want? the gearbox will be the weak point point, the hawk has the strongest 5 speed, usually rated up to 380bhp, but some are still running fine with 400-420bhp. it depends how sympathetic you are and if you ever launch it. I would keep with the std 2.5 size and aim for 360-380 bhp and over 400lb torque, that will make a fast road car (smaller, punchy turbo) you should still get ok fuel economy too with 550 injectors (they are big enough for 420bhp+) @3.5 BAR

hi mate welcome to the club

see you all there :)

IIRC they do fit, but are just slightly shorter than the wagon box it's got to be worth trying for £15

they are a direct fit, but it will need a remap when fitted

didn't know fast car was still going

hi mate welcome to the club the type R looks great, good choice B) any pics of the hatch STI?

I'm sure there will be someone down your way that is lenient, it's just finding him. have you got any 'local' modified forums? I doubt you are the only person in your area that needs a lenient MOT station. as long as everything else is safe and legal, I can't see the problem.