"Back in the old days"

[mattiekane]

Aye lad

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[quit]

God sake northern folk 

 

I'm off for a bacon roll 

[mattiekane]

Butty, bacon butty!

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[Rps]

Roll

Butty

Stop taking drugs kids its a bacon COB

[quit]

A cob has sweet corn on it 

[Rps]

You roll down a hill

[mattiekane]

Matt's right

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[mattiekane]

Rps is right also

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[Rps]

Or did u mean get bacon in ur pockets n roll down a hill

[Rps]

Just guna go for a sausage trip up....

[Rybo89]

1 hour ago, matt said:

God sake northern folk 

 

I'm off for a bacon roll 

 

 

 

[quit]

I'm off for a poo 

 

we we have our toilets inside down here ! Bet that's blown your minds 

[Martian]

I remember the days when...

Helter Skelter was a fair ground ride.

When penny sweets cost a penny.

When you could almost fill up a 1.0 litre metro with a fiver.

When Helter Skelter was a massive rave.

When Max Power magazine was cool.

When the word Pirate stopped being applied to a fictional character and became the name for a person who stole digital information and played it back on a tv smarter than at least 50% of the population.

When the word Pirate actually meant someone who steals a sea fairing vessel... again.

When Helter Skelter yet again means a fair ground ride.

 

[Rps]

9 minutes ago, matt said:

I'm off for a poo 

 

we we have our toilets inside down here ! Bet that's blown your minds 

Dont u have white as fu k teeth n when you meet your mates for a drink your name appears below u and you give mixed signals like telling people to shut up wen really u mean no way?

 

[quit]

No that's Londonshire 

 

round ere it's farmer country ....... so it's cow tipping at dawn 

[quit]

Also when men wore trousers and skinny jeans were for teenage girls 

[Rps]

I like the above

And men didnt kiss men in public 

And going into your sisters room too look at spice girls posters

And the ice cream man jingle was enough to cause heart palputations but when you shout your mum for a quid she would say

"No theres some choc ices in freezer"

[Rps]

And that little di ck head fat kid on the street would always get one so u would make the steepest ramp on earth together for your bikes with some shi tty wood you found but purposely rig it so he fell off

 

 

Fat little cu nt wi constant red cheeks

[Scoobyghost]

Mates turning up at your door holding a football asking you if you were allowed to come out. Shouting car! and bolting for the curb.

[mattiekane]

Thought the jingle on the ice cream van mention he had none left 🙈

When you could buy cigarettes off the ice cream van

When there was no questions about any more than 2 genders

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[mattiekane]

Playing kerby

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[Rps]

Cuddling your uncle and not telling anyone like he told u not too

[mattiekane]

And also turns out not to be your uncle

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[Rps]

Yea its ur auntie susan wi a saved head because she used a belt sander once and loved it but the sad society we used to live in wouldnt allow women to work with power tools so she had to make lifestyle changes 

Ps i can swim for ages underwater

[mattiekane]

I was going for the family friend angle but yeah, that could also work :-/ haha

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