March 15, 20178 yr I'm off for a poo we we have our toilets inside down here ! Bet that's blown your minds
March 15, 20178 yr I remember the days when... Helter Skelter was a fair ground ride. When penny sweets cost a penny. When you could almost fill up a 1.0 litre metro with a fiver. When Helter Skelter was a massive rave. When Max Power magazine was cool. When the word Pirate stopped being applied to a fictional character and became the name for a person who stole digital information and played it back on a tv smarter than at least 50% of the population. When the word Pirate actually meant someone who steals a sea fairing vessel... again. When Helter Skelter yet again means a fair ground ride.
March 15, 20178 yr 9 minutes ago, matt said: I'm off for a poo we we have our toilets inside down here ! Bet that's blown your minds Dont u have white as fu k teeth n when you meet your mates for a drink your name appears below u and you give mixed signals like telling people to shut up wen really u mean no way?
March 15, 20178 yr No that's Londonshire round ere it's farmer country ....... so it's cow tipping at dawn
March 16, 20178 yr I like the above And men didnt kiss men in public And going into your sisters room too look at spice girls posters And the ice cream man jingle was enough to cause heart palputations but when you shout your mum for a quid she would say "No theres some choc ices in freezer"
March 16, 20178 yr And that little di ck head fat kid on the street would always get one so u would make the steepest ramp on earth together for your bikes with some shi tty wood you found but purposely rig it so he fell off Fat little cu nt wi constant red cheeks
March 16, 20178 yr Mates turning up at your door holding a football asking you if you were allowed to come out. Shouting car! and bolting for the curb.
March 16, 20178 yr Author Thought the jingle on the ice cream van mention he had none left 🙈 When you could buy cigarettes off the ice cream van When there was no questions about any more than 2 genders Sent from my HTC One M9 using Tapatalk
March 16, 20178 yr Author And also turns out not to be your uncle Sent from my HTC One M9 using Tapatalk
March 16, 20178 yr Yea its ur auntie susan wi a saved head because she used a belt sander once and loved it but the sad society we used to live in wouldnt allow women to work with power tools so she had to make lifestyle changes Ps i can swim for ages underwater
March 16, 20178 yr Author I was going for the family friend angle but yeah, that could also work :-/ haha Sent from my HTC One M9 using Tapatalk
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