mattiekane Posted March 15, 2017 Author Share Posted March 15, 2017 Aye lad Sent from my HTC One M9 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quit Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 God sake northern folk I'm off for a bacon roll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattiekane Posted March 15, 2017 Author Share Posted March 15, 2017 Butty, bacon butty! Sent from my HTC One M9 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rps Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Roll Butty Stop taking drugs kids its a bacon COB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quit Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 A cob has sweet corn on it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rps Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 You roll down a hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattiekane Posted March 15, 2017 Author Share Posted March 15, 2017 Matt's right Sent from my HTC One M9 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattiekane Posted March 15, 2017 Author Share Posted March 15, 2017 Rps is right also Sent from my HTC One M9 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rps Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Or did u mean get bacon in ur pockets n roll down a hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rps Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Just guna go for a sausage trip up.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rybo89 Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 1 hour ago, matt said: God sake northern folk I'm off for a bacon roll 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quit Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 I'm off for a poo we we have our toilets inside down here ! Bet that's blown your minds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martian Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 I remember the days when... Helter Skelter was a fair ground ride. When penny sweets cost a penny. When you could almost fill up a 1.0 litre metro with a fiver. When Helter Skelter was a massive rave. When Max Power magazine was cool. When the word Pirate stopped being applied to a fictional character and became the name for a person who stole digital information and played it back on a tv smarter than at least 50% of the population. When the word Pirate actually meant someone who steals a sea fairing vessel... again. When Helter Skelter yet again means a fair ground ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rps Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 9 minutes ago, matt said: I'm off for a poo we we have our toilets inside down here ! Bet that's blown your minds Dont u have white as fu k teeth n when you meet your mates for a drink your name appears below u and you give mixed signals like telling people to shut up wen really u mean no way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quit Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 No that's Londonshire round ere it's farmer country ....... so it's cow tipping at dawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quit Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Also when men wore trousers and skinny jeans were for teenage girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rps Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 I like the above And men didnt kiss men in public And going into your sisters room too look at spice girls posters And the ice cream man jingle was enough to cause heart palputations but when you shout your mum for a quid she would say "No theres some choc ices in freezer" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rps Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 And that little di ck head fat kid on the street would always get one so u would make the steepest ramp on earth together for your bikes with some shi tty wood you found but purposely rig it so he fell off Fat little cu nt wi constant red cheeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoobyghost Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Mates turning up at your door holding a football asking you if you were allowed to come out. Shouting car! and bolting for the curb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattiekane Posted March 16, 2017 Author Share Posted March 16, 2017 Thought the jingle on the ice cream van mention he had none left 🙈 When you could buy cigarettes off the ice cream van When there was no questions about any more than 2 genders Sent from my HTC One M9 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattiekane Posted March 16, 2017 Author Share Posted March 16, 2017 Playing kerby Sent from my HTC One M9 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rps Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Cuddling your uncle and not telling anyone like he told u not too 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattiekane Posted March 16, 2017 Author Share Posted March 16, 2017 And also turns out not to be your uncle Sent from my HTC One M9 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rps Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Yea its ur auntie susan wi a saved head because she used a belt sander once and loved it but the sad society we used to live in wouldnt allow women to work with power tools so she had to make lifestyle changes Ps i can swim for ages underwater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattiekane Posted March 16, 2017 Author Share Posted March 16, 2017 I was going for the family friend angle but yeah, that could also work :-/ haha Sent from my HTC One M9 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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