last one I was working at was a boiler change. See some stuff in there had an old lady scream at me as I went to turn the water back on who was sat in the toilet dropping logs. And when I was filling the system back up. I came out the room started to jog up the stairs to bleed the rads, I had my head down as I went up the stairs. Just happen to see these slippers going up the stairs to looked up.... Burrrh Poor bloke had shat down his trouser legs :( I kid you not.
The other thing that was crazy they all had like pre school books like ABC and 123. I'd rather have a shotgun to my head than end like that :(