Dogconker

Anything involving Audi bashing is a tick into book. Only thing better is Passat bashing. Or chav corsa baiting, that's always fun, especially if you're in an off-roader, my favourite pastime. I wrote a thread just for these people, it's in the junk room called "important information for Audi and BMW drivers" might inspire you to more Audi bashing, there's some interesting stuff in it Keep up the good work! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Spent an hour or so getting a 4' scuff out of my wife's car door because some crap for brains knob, can't drive, and then effed off without owning up to it. Fortunately it was just the lacquer coat so I've managed to get all shiny again with some polishing paste and elbow grease, plus earned some major brownie points from the wife for making her car look new again [emoji3] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Been over a week now and i've not cleaned mine, just rinsed off the bird doodoo. Starting to get withdrawal symptoms. Might watch karate kid ease the craving......wax on, wax off aaaarrgghh!!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I reckon its the same bird that had mine earlier, I've done some digging and solved the mystery, I saw on the BBC news website that scientists have discovered fossil remains of a giant seagull type bird about 6m across, I reckon they're not extinct but now have evolved and spend their time crapping on Subarus. [emoji2]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-28164063 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I need a shovel! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I drove my shiny car to the nearby shops as I drove along there was a bang on the roof that sounded like a football has landed on it. Not seeing anything I continued to the car park. When I got out there was the biggest dollup of bird excrement I've ever seen, seriously I thought pterodactyl were extinct. It hit so hard it actually splattered onto both roof rails on opposite sides of the car. I'm getting an automatic laser cannon! Going to have to clean it now [emoji13] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Ouch! I pay less for 12 months than you pay for 6! Admittedly I can't get to the post office as quick as you [emoji3] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

A clean car is an sign of s person with self respect. Your car is a reflection of yourself. My car's always spotless, wouldn't have a dirty car. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I'll probably get £20 of game vouchers to put to one[emoji12] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

For me too, but mines been furniture. Still. Xbox looking up. Wife's told me not to buy one just yet but to wait until after my birthday [emoji4] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Yep, that's pretty much the forecast all over for tonight, supposed to be better tomorrow though. Hope its good for you Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

The dealership asked me today how had I done 12000 miles when it looks like it's never been driven, now that's a compliment and my validation for the effort I put into keeping the car clean and shiny Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Careful, people will start accusing you of washing it as often as me! [emoji2] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Well, service etc came out much less than I had budgeted for which is good. With a little windfall the other day might be juuuust enough to squeeze an XBOXone out if it. If I can run it by the wife. My birthday is on Sunday so there's a little leverage there, plus she's thinking of chopping her XV in for a forester so I'm taking her to a game fair where the dealer will be so she can have a look, more brownie points. Forza 5 may not be far away [emoji3] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Just dropped car off at Carstins for Service. They were just prepping the new Impreza STi for forecourt, in black. Definitely on my wish list if I have a lottery win. Looks stunning in black Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Mine's off in for its first service tomorrow. Trolling off down to Coventry where I bought it. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Guess what? I've cleaned mine again! [emoji3] In fairness I went to a construction site where they were demolishing a building and it got covered in concrete and brick dust, not sure what that would've done to the paint if it rained. I didn't really need to wax it or do the wheel black, that just happened by accident[emoji5]️ Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Just driven mine about Birmingham and spent most of the day shouting expletives at the indigenous brummies, many of whom have lost the ability, probably through genetic mutation, to look out if their side windows or indicate. I wish I had my old Landrover and I could have nudged them back into their own lane without fear of damage [emoji35] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Had this numb nuts, do this to us on a roundabout whilst wife was driving, he did it deliberately because he felt 30mph in a 30 zone was too slow and he thought he'd "learn us" as the chavs say. reported to Police, said I'd got video, they said, and I quote "can't do anything the CPS won't touch it as its your word against his, we can't use in car video for traffic offences" so that answers that question then. anyway here's what the nob did

Not sure why my phone reposted that sorry. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Just got back from a day at Bridlington (well area), nice weather, loooaaads of scoobies, they were everywhere, must have been the weather. Didn't see a single XV though [emoji45] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Just got back from a day at Bridlington (well area), nice weather, loooaaads of scoobies, they were everywhere, must have been the weather. Didn't see a single XV though [emoji45] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I don't sing high notes but I tend to wonder through the range Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Not done anything with XV, too busy building flat pack furniture. Sometimes I hate my life [emoji45] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Not singing on dashcam, windscreen is made of glass, glass can be broken by sound. Plus I don't want to injure anyone's ears Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk