Dogconker

Just cleaned two XVs, no need to wax as it turns out as a quick buff with a Terry towel and it shined up lovely. Just need to black the tyres now. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Looks nice [emoji41] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Yeah, I'd agree out of context that profile picture is a little odd. Mind I'm not sure in what context it wouldn't be [emoji12] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Mines covered in bugs and crap so I've got next week off, I can feel a clay day coming [emoji41] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Just done a round trip of 350 miles to South Wales saw loads of Subarus, mostly racing Corsas, because around Cardiff the Corsa is the fastest car around (in people's heads). Saw 3 new style Outbacks and a new forester. Not one acknowledged me though I did try. Scenery was nice though Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

To be fair, I'm 6'3 and 18st, and with a foot and a half long metal maglight weighing over a kilo in my hand. I think if anything had of come of it it wouldn't have likely gone in his favour. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I photographed him and his car, plus he's in the dash can as we drove in. I was all for getting the big 4D battery Mag light out of the boot and going to have a "quick word". But the wife was freaking out and just wanted to leave. The dog is a spaniel they aren't aggressive at all so he wouldn't do anything. I'm iff up there tonight in my car see if he's there, I might have. a word if he is[emoji48] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

In still here. Wife has my car today so I'm at home, she's taken mine after some creep followed us as we walked around a local nature reserve he kept ducking in and out if bushes in a really crap attempt I stay hidden. It was almost cartoon like, only real so we called the police. Anyway she didn't want to drive her car as that's the one we were in at the time. Hence I have no car today. But off to South Wales in it tomorrow. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I'll bring my little engineer [emoji2] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Ha ha, I love predictive text, yes before anyone else says it my engineer was a midget [emoji41] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I did car park meets too, but when I did it I had the smallest engineer there at 2.0l and 200bhp, we never did burnout a or any of that and often locals would come over to look at and talk about the cars. It's different now. Hey, how's about that, I said all that without having to say "when I were a lad . . . . " Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Well I'm off out for a drive to Chester, for work but it's a sunny day so will take the scenic route over the M6 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I have an XV which is the Ourback's baby brother, they fit Yokohama Geolandars and they're pretty good in mud, gravel and snow. They're called an all season tyre but it's basically what used to be a town and country tyre. You should be ok on a bit if mud, not necessarily bog snorkelling though Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

It's got to this level? I actually have no response to that . . . Bon Jovi[emoji2] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

You could always take a couple of inches off the baby so it fits[emoji15] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

When I first saw that bottom photo, I thought you'd been in a wreck. That's a pretty serious demo job Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Haven't moved mine since Saturday, but next 2 days are going to be sunny and I'm off work do that should change [emoji41] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

If you want a real buzz, try putting green glass in the clear glass recycling bank. Sorry I'm just an adrenalin junky, what can I say? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Washed and buffed mine yesterday and the wife's as I'm not allowed a clean car if hers is dirty [emoji41] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Welcome to the fold, hope the scoob serves you well Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

No good, looked at that a few times and all I can translate it too. To stop dog pooing surprise it by sticking a thumb up it? I'm guessing that's not right though [emoji41] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Choice of car says it all. There are good professional drivers but sadly they're never the ones you meet, it's always the angry knobs Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I had a taxi a whole ago decide to pull around a line if parked cars and try to bully me out of the way even though it's my right if way. He just sat in front of me and waved for me to back up about ten car lengths so he didn't have to back up about 2. I just turned the engine off and picked up a magazine so that he could see, after a couple of minutes he backed up swearing and cussing. Happy days Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I actually wanted to get a 20 shilling fine for cycling furiously, who wouldn't? I can see a new film, The Fast and the Cycling Furiously. Vin diesel on a chopper raiding corner shops for sweeties, the newbie, a copper on his Mountain bike with carbon forks. I can see it now[emoji41] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Me and my mates ( not sure I should say this) but we used to cycle down this road and moon at the cameras as we went past. Never saw the pictures though [emoji39] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk