Gambit Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 Yeah I get that or the other !Removed! boring one. " You can do mine next" like ive not heard that a million times. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savage bulldogs Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Yeah , while I'm fettling the scoob in the summer a old boy rides past my house on his bike all the time and tells my mrs "you shouldn't be doing the gardening that's mans work " I've been mechanic , a structural steel worker/welder fabricator and I'm now a plasterer ..... When I retire I'll still be fettling something and it won't be fooking flowers lol my respect for the older generations is the only thing that stops me saying "fook off you !Removed! florist while I clothes line him off his squeaky !Removed! bike "[emoji4] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 PMSL Clothesline an old boy off his bike This is just for my own entertainment to help visualize it :D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savage bulldogs Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Never really thought about it but Maybe the reason the old boy doesn't even acknowledge im there is because of my "working on the scooby outfit" (in your video)[emoji23] It's either that or he's too busy starring at my mrs in her shorts [emoji102] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaiP Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 That's what it is, the randy old bugger. The !Removed! florist thing is just to lul you into a false sense of security. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted February 13, 2015 Author Share Posted February 13, 2015 If it makes you feel any better Savage I know you're not the only member that where's a cowboy hat... A Jay ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stants Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Amazon logistics ! What a set of complete tools to say the least, i'm fuming as the last two orders they have tried to deliver have ended in failure, obviously I'm at work so why not riing the concerige to accept my parcel like every other delivery company does, !Removed! knobbers ! [emoji35] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exup1000 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 HUMANS.................they do my head in some days and there !Removed! everywhere ! rant over 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stants Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 I'm going to patent a giant boxing glove on a scissor action that attaches to the front of your vehicle operated by a button on gearstick to deal with any unwanted pedestrians knob heads etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exup1000 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Thanks mate,Ive got a transit van so I'll probably just mow through a few now and then. Maybe we could attach it to me as an extension of my arm ?of which I'll casually hang out the window ,So if I miss any HUMANS on the first run I've always got a back up punch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stants Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Like some weird terminator ? I've got the company name on the side of my transit so even if I look at someone funny they ring and complain, thinking a swift sucker punch bundle them in the back and dump them on the moors everyone's happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Last time I drove a transit it ended very badly, it was in forza but it was catastrophic Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom_gr7 Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 My neighbours are making the weekly habit of leaving their dustbins at the end of my drive and blocking me in.... very annoying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted March 12, 2015 Author Share Posted March 12, 2015 My neighbours don't even take the bins in or out so I don't have to worry about that but they're quick to fill them :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevell Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 It's all just a massive ripoff insurance petrol , now speed cameras on motorway ,what they want us all to die of boredom , I think drivers in this country pay for the whole economy , lol fills like it every other week they come out with some rule or law that just takes money off you , drives me insane there's fooking terrorists and criminals everywhere and they just target the average man , I wouldn't mind if the roads where good etc , the government need revenue to give aid to India , with more millionaires than us and a fooking space programme , been paying for a war for 10 years that was pointless as the Taliban will be back in power within 4 years and just look at Isis in Iraq worse than saddame lol , the prewar class system is on it's way way back , and basically the working man just gets **** on by everyone , and when they say that the richest pay most tax etc that drives me insane , the working man has paid in blood and lives lost for years , about time we had a fooking revolution and get these !Removed! out with the fat cat bankers and insurance scam giants , there the fooking criminals 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steveuk260.Esq Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Nevell your a thief. You stole my thoughts. [emoji106] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey133 Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Nevell.... Preach to the man! [emoji111] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted March 15, 2015 Author Share Posted March 15, 2015 Yep fully agree with all that mate :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevell Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 The BBC are officially !Removed! and ruined my wknd , especially as this episode is where they where at japfest castle comb and the new sti is onit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted March 15, 2015 Author Share Posted March 15, 2015 The BBC are officially !Removed! and ruined my wknd , especially as this episode is where they where at japfest castle comb and the new sti is onit I wish you hadn't told me that now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyXV Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 currently had my Subaru just over 2 weeks and I've never had the amount of people so close to my back bumper in 5 years of driving my Renault JUST !Removed! OFF 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey133 Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 When you go to Russia for 3 weeks leaving your car locked up behind the gate behind 3 other cars and your parents have got the keys and are using it to go to work every day and blasting across the Yorkshire moors every other !Removed! weekend.... AND THEN after all that they haven't even washed or polished it! FUMING AGHHHHHH 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JusNoGood Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 When you go to Russia for 3 weeks leaving your car locked up behind the gate behind 3 other cars and your parents have got the keys and are using it to go to work every day and blasting across the Yorkshire moors every other !Removed! weekend.... AND THEN after all that they haven't even washed or polished it! FUMING AGHHHHHH haha! Empty fuel tank too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey133 Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 haha! Empty fuel tank too?That would be the icing on the cake [emoji106] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted April 7, 2015 Author Share Posted April 7, 2015 currently had my Subaru just over 2 weeks and I've never had the amount of people so close to my back bumper in 5 years of driving my Renault JUST !Removed! OFF Yep still get's my back up that even now. Some days are better than others though, I can sometimes ignore them :) Worse ones I've had near me is Audi drivers followed by Insignia drivers. I know call these poor mans Audi. then Boy Racers or chavs not sure what separates them to dicks in vans :( I have had to show a few up before though :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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