BoozyDave

There's nothing worse than thinking it's funny to send your wife a text on the morning of April Fools Day telling her you think she's having an affair, only for her to phone you back sobbing and saying "I've been waiting for months to tell you..."

11.34: Arrived at crime scene 11.34: Examined body. Signs of a struggle 11.34: Found murder weapon in drain 11.34: Realised my watch was broken

The draw for Wimbledon has been kind to Andy Murray. He won't have to lose to Djokovic until the final.

I just ate a McDonalds Quarter Pounder completely smothered in ketchup. It's just one of many things I like to do whilst completely smothered in ketchup.

Given the recent news I really don't understand why British tourists still travel so far to visit lands filled with mosques, women dressed in black and men with long beards just to run the risk of getting blown up, shot or decapitated in the name of Allah. I mean if you're that desperate, Birmingham or London are just a few hours drive away.

racedynamix has mapped my cars for the last 6 years, I've never had a problem and always had good results every mapper has good and bad feedback. Area52, racedynamix, JGM and scoobyclinic all have their lovers and haters. some just hate for the sake of hating The best of the best and the ones I would choose would be - Pat Herborn, Andy Forrest, Paul Blamire and engine tuner.

looking at the results the clinic had with just a remap, I don't know how dealers can offer 350bhp

good point Tidgy, some garages will quote a lower price to look cheaper, but they don't always do everything that the more expensive garage would have done

I think I'll be going to this, looks like a great day out

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how much is it to get in? or is it donations?

do services on age, unless mileage is reached first fluids deteriorate with age and need replacing to continue performing like they should and giving full protection. my cam belt is 60k miles or 5 years. I've just had it done because its 10 years old. I only do 3k miles a year, should I swap it again in 5 years or will my new cam belt be ok for 20 years????

flippin eck, that's cheap

I was interested in coming to this, it looks like a good day out, but.......

they shouldn't be getting warm, they only do about 20% of braking, the fronts do most of the work. It sounds like something isn't right, and the pads are touching the discs while you are driving no one has asked this but - do you do any handbrake turns? use the handbrake instead of the foot brake?

hi mate only just seen the thread, sorry to see you go, but when needs must. mickmikmike had to sell his JDM blob (one of the best I've ever seen) when his business was failing and short of cash. I'm sure you will be back :)

Hi mate welcome to the club as said, the std air intake is usually better than CAIK, 'green' panel filters are good too If you do fit an STI top mount, have it on a rolling road to check everything is ok. personally, I'd only fit a bigger intercooler if I had a remap too

I think the front wings are the same with saloon and wagon. The bonnets are alloy, but the wings are steel

Hi Helena Welcome to the club Your car looks GUD [emoji106] Have you looked into any shows or meets Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk

scoobyclinic have done some testing on the 2015 model, stage 1, stage 2, etc. some good info on the thread http://www.ukscoobies.com/t8560-2015-performance-pack-1-underway

that's some serious lane hogging I think when you have a dashcam, you become more aware of stupid/inconsiderate drivers. Also, with a dashcam I drive more cautiously as well. if I am involved in an accident, I want the footage to show I wasn't to blame and was driving sensibly (as my accident, if I had been tailgating him down the hill and there was a similar bump, it wouldn't have been as clean cut/obvious that he was fully to blame)

I haven't bought one, yet

lol I like watching vids, but when someone puts a thread on 'can't believe this happened earlier' and then post a 20 min video and expect you to sit and watch the full thing and try to guess what they were so shocked by

after 12 months of careful research, I think she's my favorite too

good video and nice one for putting the times for the stuff you thought would be interesting :)