BoozyDave

When I die I want my body donated to a scientist but more specifically, a scientist who is working on bringing dead people back to life

they are similar, but have fitment issues. the back box alone can be made to fit, but needs a different exhaust hanger I have just bought a 2nd hand exhaust for my blob wrx, the seller bought a newage fitment exhaust for his classic, but it won't fit correctly. so, would a classic exhaust fit a newage?????

sp 'gone' also, the stupid kid should learn 'stop, look, listen' before running out into the road in front of a moving vehicle

we are a friendly bunch, some newbies are afraid to walk up to a group and join in. Newbies, don't worry, we were all newbies once, just walk up and join in :)

I think, judging from experience - the worst possible thing in life is touching yourself while watching an adult film, your mum walking in and you quickly changing the tab to Facebook not realising your 10 year old sister's "Beach Holiday" album is open.

not heard of using a hair dryer before, got to be worth a try

My wife has just been diagnosed with terminal cancer, so I told her I was willing to spend hundreds on her and took her shopping to try and cheer her up The ungrateful 'female dog' didn't like a single headstone that I showed her. swear filter FFS

"I think I'll nip down to the shop and get some beer."I said to the wife. "You can't go out in that."she replied."It's raining really heavy." "You're right, love, I agree". "Can you get me some cigs as well please." OMG, the swear filter ruins my jokes lol. 'fa.gs' FFS

Text this girl last night to see if she fancied a midnight booty call. She replied with "babe I've got the painters in, it could get messy, but i don't mind if you don't...its up to you?" I told her it was fine the same thing has happened before and that a bit of mess wouldn't put me off coming round.. I don't know what she was so worried about her room looked very professionally decorated. couldn't believe the dirty ****** shagged me on her period though!

My cat is jealous when I have s*x and often bites my girlfriend. Luckily, I have a puncture repair kit.

I'm totally devastated. My twin brother has just got 8 years for raping a woman. I wouldn't mind, but we're Siamese.

I'm quite pleased now that when I was 14 my letter to Jim'll Fix It to walk like John Wayne was ignored.

I get loads of jokes from mates and other forums, so I thought I'd share them on here I would like to keep the thread just for jokes, so feel free to add a joke. if you like a joke just click the 'like' button if I post a joke you don't like please send an email to - Ihaven'tgotasenseofhumor@miserablefuker.com

no worries Ash :) Rizmo, it doesn't matter where you park, most people talk to anyone. If no-one is talking to you, just have a look around and see if someone is stood talking to everyone about anything, that'll be me

hi mate welcome to the club car looks nice and clean, the 20mm drop will look great. why do you want 25mm spacers?

most of the stuff is clear and tries to make it look black again. I used http://www.halfords.com/motoring-travel/cleaning-body-repair/detailing-products/carplan-black-trim-wax-375ml , it is like thick, black boot polish, so it helps it look blacker

Totally agree. Some drivers don't pay any attention to speed limits or driving conditions and just do 45mph all the time. Some think we should drive like we stole it all the time Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk

Ash HAD an exhaust for sale, I've bought it lol

well said, it's not just about the max power figure, it's the low down torque that gives you the smiles

great pic's Ash, shame you didn't get one of mine :( I thought you were my friend :(

Phil, have you got any links to newage wagon STI's for sale? they are a very rare beast if it is a good, clean example I'd keep it and mod it. my blob was completely std when I bought it, 100k on the clock and it made 242bhp on the rollers 'green' panel filters always give results, most induction kits get similar to uprated panel filters a decat up pipe and down pipe, new fuel pump 255l (I've had 2 walbro's and they have both failed within 18 months, been running one of these for over 2 years - either 341 or 342 http://www.racespecperformance.com/index.php/performance-parts/engine/fuel-pumps.html), and a remap (ecutec usually £550 or open scource £350ish). will probably cost about 1k and you should be getting 270ish bhp and that will be a quick car

Cheers mate [emoji106] I think he said the Facebook page was south Yorkshire subaru's or something like that.

photo's added here http://uk.subaruownersclub.com/forums/topic/14624-photos-from-sheffield-subaru-service-meet-8th-june/

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