Haha I know what you mean ,manage to get a remap past the misses in jan, found out I needed a new wheel the other day that plus 4 tyres ,looks like I've mashed a synchro last night too. You'll be able to uses a cheap odb scanner and the torque app on and smart phone,
Filling that there's a pair of black and green wires taped up under the drivers side dash. There's a thread in the how to section,
I'm done the pub so if I can I'll link to it if you can't find it