April 9, 201510 yr We're off to crete this year with a couple of long wknds somewhere in the UK before and afterwards [emoji41] Do miss my dog , lizard and the scoob of cause I love that your lizard is called Steve [emoji2] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
April 9, 201510 yr Author Mines called Glen Quagmire..... Oh we not talking about..... Oh Lizards yeah I don't have one
April 9, 201510 yr We also need a pic of said lizard, saw a bloke in town once walking his (i use that word loosley) very odd, took it to the park it sat in sun for a bit then plonked it on his shoulder and went off again [emoji51]
April 9, 201510 yr That was Gambit, and it wasn't a lizard [emoji41] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
April 9, 201510 yr Well it looked a bit scaliley and funny coloured from where I was sitting. Good job it wasn't flicking it's tongue out [emoji33]
April 9, 201510 yr Sorry dog autocorrect changed her name a bit , she's called stevie after the geko on king Julian's crown in the Madagascar film (my 2 girls named her) I'm a bit outnumbered by female's in my household Mrs 2 daughters Stevie (bearded lady dragon) Elizabeth (english bulldog )even tried to paint her nails by kicking my freshly painted header tank last week I have got one other male here "thumper" the lop eared rabbit that lives in my shed guarding all the scooby spares
April 9, 201510 yr The filthy !Removed! must be a !Removed! ostrich with the amount of crap thats on my window, second time in two weeks after a wash!
April 9, 201510 yr Put my new cabin filter in tonight. Air con doesnt smell now lol. Ooppss wrong thread lol. Silly phones
April 10, 201510 yr People who leave floaters at work. FFS people, if your gonna drop the smelliest turdzilla known to the universe, flush and make sure it's gone, not hanging around making people's eyes water and gag each time they go into the loo. muppets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 10, 201510 yr 18 week old Labrador puppy stole half my cheese scone after I came back from early shopping this morning. Same puppy stole a cheese and pickle sandwich off the work top at lunchtime (she is growing fast - probably all that bread). This afternoon she surprised us by climbing up the stairs, as she has had to be carried up to now - so all doors upstairs now shut. No doubt she will soon learn to open the doors, and crap on my bed!
April 10, 201510 yr Our 1st 2 weeks of our puppy were hell, hope you have fun. Never crapped on the bed though Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
April 10, 201510 yr Methinks your dog likes cheese ! Never had a puppy always been rescue dogs with a but more vintage to them.
April 17, 201510 yr Todays rant, Fookin Hayfever. What fooking prick though this up? sneezing instead of breathing, nose running like a 8000 diameter pipe and eyes like sandpaper. *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 17, 201510 yr Yep, I'm with you. My hay fever is triggered by Oilseed Rape so mine's just getting going now. Got at least 4 months of this and only going to get worse in that time. Stroll on winter [emoji24] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
April 17, 201510 yr People blindly crawling round town centres waiting for their sat nav to update/ re route. Open your eyes and read the road signs [emoji35]
April 17, 201510 yr People that do THIS!!!!! https://youtu.be/4ztHFM55P40 You really, really don't want to drive around Birmingham, the islands around brum may make you go postal! :D
April 18, 201510 yr Actually Birmingham is easy, when you drive around Birmingham, you just think of the worst thing they could do and that's what they do. In Staffordshire you apply the same logic and they'll totally f**king astound you! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
January 31, 20169 yr When one of your inconsiderate neighbours parks their car in across the front of your drive.... Whilst your car is on said drive... yes, well done.. cars blocked in, lets hope my pregnant missus doesn't need to get to the hospital in a hurry. !Removed! !Removed! heads
January 31, 20169 yr haha thats a bit extreme dog, i'd bet that most owners would continue driving without noticing 4 flat tyres
February 1, 20169 yr police did it to someone near me, someone had parked with front end in the dip of the nosy neighbours drive so they rang the police said they had knocked on every ones doors and no one knew whos it was so police came put baton threw window moved it then wagon came tow it off, only to find out it was someone's they knew across the road visiting family, was a cracking night i was glued to my window my rant is 30mphers on the motorway! came to join on m6 at preston i was doing say 50-55mph car casually driving in first lane doing 30-35mph so i slow to nip in behind it second lane is packed all over taking this clown then in my mirror i see an arctic hurtling up behind me at 60mph absolute **** myself
February 16, 20169 yr Renewed my insurance with Kieth Michael's in January and made clear the date I wanted the direct debit to come out. Bloke who renewed me assured me he would contact accounts and sort. Surprise it came out the wrong day! Thought OK one mistake won't hurt called up again and spoke to a women about it. Again assured it was swapped but low and behold it's been taken on the wrong day again! This time I won't be so polite.
February 24, 20169 yr Author I had a similar issue with my bank and their life insurance safe to say I got mad in the end and canceled it
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